Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dolly Parton's Birthday Is Today. Huge Cans And Hanging Your Bras To Dry.




Dolly Parton's OK in my book. And it's her birthday today. She's 64.

She seems like a pretty likable person.

But there's something about her that you guys probably never noticed. She's got enormous cans! Really. She does. I could never figure out if they were real or not. Because she's had them ever since I could remember. And fake boob weren't even invented in the 70's? I think. I'm too lazy to look it up. Does anyone know?

And I wonder if she ever hung a bra out to dry and some kids came up and thought they were hammocks? "Hey, you kids, skittle along now, you're sitting in Dolly's unmentionables. Oh never mind. You stay put you. I'm coming out there with some iced tea for ya'll."

You know that probably happened.

15 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Did anyone click here from twitter thinking that the birthday girl with huge boobs may have been you or someone you know?

Slyde said...

didnt she even have a reduction in the 90's...?

or maybe late 80's?

fuck im getting old.

Dr Zibbs said...

Slyde - you are old. Her reduction was in 1933.

B.E. Earl said...

Dolly has had plenty of work done over the years. A lift here, a tuck there. And yeah, she did get implants in the 80's when she lost a lot of weight. But before she lost the weight she always had huge boobs, and she was known for them. That's why she got the implants, I believe.

B.E. Earl said...

And I think Slyde is right. AT one point they were too big for her so she got a reduction or a correction. I think.

Dr Zibbs said...

BE EARL - you seem to know everything about her. You have her poster don't you?

diane said...

You guys seem to have it all covered. I think everybody's old here. That means you too zibbs.

JenJen said...

I thought it was me but then I realized my birthday was last month.
Darn.
So much for my brush with celebrity greatness that is TBY.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - correct.

JenJen - Photos.

Secretia said...

The are just as real as a politician's promise.

JenJen said...

Zibbsy, my girls are forever enshrined at Scope's place.

Scope said...

Does it REALLY matter? :-)

And JenJen - Yes, they are.

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope- it actually doesn't matter. Believe it or not I'm not a big boob guy. Just curious.

Real Live Lesbian said...

You do know why she has little feet don'tcha?

Cuz nothing grows well in the shade!

Her joke, not mine. ;) Gotta love her!

Chris said...

Dolly is a local here. I tried to get Alexis to fake falling in the sauna at the gym and grabbing Dolly's cans just to see if they were real.

Wait...that wasn't us, that was a Seinfeld episode. Nevermind.