Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Larry vs The Situation. Bigger Douchebag? Jersey Shore.

So who do you think is more of a douchbag?

Old school Larry from Three's Company?



Or "The Situation" from The Jersey Shore?



I think I know the answer. It's "The Situation" isn't it? So what would you ladies do if he approached you in a bar? Would you fall for his charms?

And who the hell dates someone like him anyway?

31 comments:

Alice said...

He is a total douche. If he walked up to me in a bar I would laugh. Then walk away. First of all, I'm not convinced he's straight. That show is a trainwreck, yet I can't take my eyes off of it. It's a guaranteed hour of laughs every week!

Dr Zibbs said...

Alice, I've only seen it twice but now I'm hooked?

Darius Whiteplume said...

Larry definitely loses. Not even Larry mixed with a generous helping of Ralph Malph could out-douche this guy.

Now, Scott Baio, on the other hand...

B.E. Earl said...

Larry was misunderstood.

Gwen said...

In an effort to maintain my current IQ I have not seen Jersey Shore. But knowing that Larry was actually a softie under all his macho ladies-man crap, I suspect the Jersey Shore douchebag is douchier. I'd still do him, though, as long as he kept his mouth shut.

phd in yogurtry said...

Haven't seen the show but I do know it has made being a Jerseyite living in Texas a helluva lot harder. I used to be able to mention my summers at the shore with confidence. No more.

Tony Alva said...

Have you ever seen Larry from Three's Company and Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants in the same room without that strange line in the middle of the screen? I think not...

Irenelikewhoa said...

The situation looks like Charlie from All Dogs Go To Heaven.

Gage said...

I'd go with Larry...at least you could take him to a swinger's party and trade him off...

Gage said...

oh and P.S. I've never seen this show but "The Situation"? Really? You call yourself that?

All I would say is get your greasy ass away from me right now or in about 30 seconds the situation is going to be you with pepper spray in the eyes...

Peggy said...

If I bumped into the situation at the Regal Beagle I would puke and flee.

Wonder how old Larry's lookin these days?

JenJen said...

Is he pointing at his navel?
Like..."my pecker could fit in this hole, with a lil room to groove" pointing?

Scope said...

Anyone who nicknames (himself?) "The Situation" is a huge douche. Can't say I've ever seen the show, but caught him on Leno last night.

SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up.

Caffeine Court said...

Maybe, if he promised to put a bag over his head and remain silent throughout our encounter.

Caffeine Court said...

I was talking about "The Situation" not Larry. I wouldn't do Larry under any circumstances.

Son of a Thomas said...

I was going to start calling myself "The Situation".

(Damn)

Moooooog35 said...

I just want his nickname.

"Hey dickwad" is getting a little old.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

i don't even know where to begin with this craziness. If I were to meet the shituation in real life I'd be all like, "put a goddamn shirt on before you turn me gay!"

gaah!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen - you would too.

Debbie said...

I've never even seen that show so I certainly can't comment on that. But, Larry was pretty bad in a slimy sort of way.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Anyone from New Jersey named "The Situation" is undoubtedly a douchebag.

Hands down.

diane said...

Has the world gone crazy? At least Larry was slimy in a kind of innocent way (if that makes any sense). I can barely stand to catch a glimpse of anything on t.v. these days.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - no. You HAVE to torture youself and watch the Jersey Shore.

Anonymous said...

I watched it 1x, that was enough for me. If I ran into The situation at a bar I would non chalantly put my foot out and trip him.

#1

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey #1 Wassss Up?

Cora said...

Pffft! The Situation? Yep, only a true douchebag would name themself something like that.

And pointing at his own abs like that is repulsive too. He's like Gaston come to life.

This guy makes me cringe. BLAHHHHH!

Kimberly said...

Love, love, love the Jersey Shore!Yes, the Situation is a douche but like all train wrecks I have to watch.

Jay Amabile said...

Larry Dalls is the man. Situation is a sham. http://thesexyarmpit.blogspot.com/2010/01/nj-t-shirt-tuesday-34-situation-from.html

well read hostess said...

The question is moot, because I wouldn't be caught dead in a bar that that fucktard would ever be in.

Justin from Nashville said...

"the situation" what a fucking worthless fuck! It's sad he breaths the same air I do! Why the FUCK did CMT ask him and his dumb whore to present tonight!

Rick James said...

If I see The Situation, I'd shake his hands and take a photo with him. Post it on my facebook profile.