Tuesday, January 5, 2010

A Dr Zibbs Cologne Is In Development!! Smells and Stuff.




Well, a Dr Zibbs cologne isn't in development..yet. Uh, how much would you preorder if I did make it though? I'll probably sell it by the liter because it sound classier than by the gallon.

But it wouldn't be that crazy because there's all kinds of crazy colognes these days. Crazy celeb scents. Here's a list on Wikipedia of some of the current scents you can buy. Some of them make sense. Like a scent from Scarlett Johansson or Halle Berry but Pavarotti? You know it's some concoction that's then hand stirred with a boar's leg and then finished off with some Felciata di Calabria cheese. (Look at me gettin' all gourmet cheesy).

But the weirdest is the Burger King cologne/spray that's available in the UK. Don't believe me? Check this out.

I told you.

You're probably asking what cologne does Dr Zibbs wear? I will have you know that I was told twice in the past two weeks that I smell nice. Once was because I had reapplied deodorant at the end of the day and put lip stuff on my lips (to prevent chapping) and I think it was scented. Some chick at work told me but maybe she was just trying to get in my pants as they say. What?

But I haven't worn cologne in years. I used to wear Halston like a billion years ago. But now? Nothing.

So ladies, what is a cologne I should wear? What would someone of my sophistication wear? Should I perhaps mix several scents together? *

And don't say Axe body spray.

*My son said that some of the black dudes in his school do this. They'll do like two sprays of one scent on one pit then a quick spray of a second. Then they'll do three sprays of a third cologne on the other pit. They told my son they do this to have their own smell. Swear to God.

21 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

..and hurry up with your suggestions because now I feel like I should be wearing something.

Mr. Condescending said...

I was going to mention the bk flame cologne until I saw you knew about it already.

I've collected cologne since I was 16 and have almost 150 bottles.

Ill let the girls suggest what you should wear.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

I thought that any official Dr. Zibbs cologne would smell like wet goat.

Might I suggest, then, a fine tincture of water and hexanoic acid?

Son of a Thomas said...

I have my own smell. Doesn't matter which dog I blame.

Kristen said...

hmm. Well I guess a combination of deodarant, "scented" lip stuff (whatever that is), and red wine.

Seems to work for you.

Whiskeymarie said...

My Dad wore Hai Karate in the 70's- I remember it smelling like a Friday night at the VFW.

Men's Chanel "Pour Homme" is yummy (and not too strong- good for day or night), and I also like men's Aveda, if you're really looking for ideas.
If not, try bacon. Everybody loves bacon- just stuff a few slices in your unders in the morning and you're set!

Whiskeymarie said...

Sorry- it's Chanel "Pour Monsieur"

Damn French...

diane said...

The best smells out there come from body wash and hair conditioner. If you start using cologne, you'll smell like a pimp. Or maybe a man whore.

Dr Zibbs said...

Whiskey Marie - Pour Homme eh? I may need to check that out because I respect your taste.

Son of a Thomas said...

BTW, let your son know he's learning some black guy "tricks of the trade"

JenJen said...

For me, a little scent of Tommy Bahama mixed with the sizzle of just man-smell is fucking awesome.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

1. Hugo Boss
2. CK one
3. Adias

all colognes, all ready make for a woman to go,

my goodness that's nice. they get closer and sniff and sniff and get closer. then the touches starts.

so yeah, get out there and get some. ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

Jenjen and Mrs Holly Hall I will put those on the list.

Dr Zibbs said...

...and Son of A - I'm a big fan of learning tricks from the brothers as is my son. We aint squares.

Caffeine Court said...

I was in West Chester on Sunday for a get together with my high school friends. We went to Landmark Grill.

I was going to try to contact you, but it got too complicated.

Next time. You can meet the gang from East, class of '83.

Dr Zibbs said...

Caffeine C- Thanks friend. If you still tweeted you'd see that I was just there a few hours ago. Your loss.

madtexter (corey james) said...

Whatever you do, take your own advice and stay away from the Axe spray, you don't wanna go around smelling like a stinky gym locker.

And Halston? Let me guess: Halston Z-14 formula? Been there, done that!

Personally, I use Jean-Paul Gaultier "Le Male", and have never had any complaints.

Dr Zibbs said...

Madtexter - Not sure if the Halston was Z-14. Probably was. I will check out Le Male.

A and B said...

How did I miss this post? haha I swear by Chanel, personally. I'm sure the mens cologne is timeless as well. Honestly tho, I'm with Diane, fresh clean scents on guys are the best...I vote body wash too. haha If you do go cologne...go easy. Nothing is worse than getting a super strong waft from across the room. hahaha

Dr Zibbs said...

A and B - Yeah, how DID you miss this? Best to check into THAT BLUE YAK a few times a day just so you don't miss any of it's nectar.

Megan said...

i personally really like Hugo Cologne on men. whenever i smell it i get all fuzzy inside =)