Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Great Pick Up Lines For Getting Hot Chicks.


Look at these great pick up lines for picking up trim. Click here.

Which ones would work on you? Don't lie.

And did anyone ever hear a line or a great opener that you really thought was original?

25 comments:

padalabra said...

Haha way to throw it back to the 20th century w/ the Men in Black pic along with pick up lines from '97. I was always a fan of "You tired? Cos you've been running through my mind all day."

Heff said...

Well, I can tell ya up front, using the term "trim", ain't gonna get you anywhere.

amk195 said...

my fav is "I know I'm not the hottest girl here, but, I'm the only one talking to YOU." HAHA

Swedish Chef said...

Seriously, why beat around the bush? (or landing strip)

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Higgimonster said...

I am gonna use these tonight! I'm getting laid!!! Woo-Hoo thanks Dr. Zibbs

sj said...

a guy that lived in the dorm room upstairs from me came down to visit the first night we moved in and asked "can i borrow your sarah mclachlan cd?"

i'm a type, apparently.

Mr. Condescending said...

"You're at the top of my list of things to do tonight."

"Have you ever seen americas most wanted? Well here I am!"

"You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my porsche"

"Excuse me, I'm writing about the finer things in life and felt it necessary to interview you."

Izzy said...

Actually laughed at "If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous". Soo corny!

Irenelikewhoa said...

Best pick-up line:

"I bet you $20 you'll turn me down."

:-)

was this post encouraged by my post about lack of skills men have on picking up the ladies?

Valerie said...

Pretty much anything that is super absurd I might listen to and not just slap the guy. I like the porsche one to by Mr. C.

Also I like:
you "fat penguin"
object of your desire "what?"
you "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice"

One guy tried to pick me up with the milk line...then the say guy, another day, asked if I liked Duran Duran.

I told him no, I like vagina.

SkylersDad said...

I always liked "You with all those curves and me with no brakes."

Dr Zibbs said...

Izzy - the McGorgeous line is perfectly cheesy isn't it?

Son of a Thomas said...

I never used a pick-up line in my life. Then, not on purpose, I use one on this girl. She is now my wife. I think I'll write a post about it.

Dr Zibbs said...

Son of A - me too. I would usually say something funny and that usually worked.

J.J. in L.A. said...

A guy once said, "Yeah, I'd do you." I replied, "The question is, would I do you?" and I walked away.

But I liked "I love every bone in your body - especially mine." So what does that say about me? lol!

Suze said...

One guy actually said to me "I bet when you first looked you didn't know if I was a man or a horse."

I told him "You're right. Until I stopped looking at your face". Suprisingly, he didn't buy me a drink :)

Creepy said...

I'm partial to "Let's play carnival. Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

diane said...

My favorite one is "You must have men following you with mattresses tied to their backs".

BeckEye said...

Trim?? What is this, 1994?

And how come "It puts the lotion in the basket" isn't on that list? That one always makes me swoon.

Dr Zibbs said...

Beckeye - I actually never use the word trim. It just sounded nice and offensive so I used it.

moooooog35 said...

I met my wife with:

"So..which one of you wants my phone number?"

(she has low standards)

I've also used:

"I'm sorry...but if I don't ask you for your phone number, I will regret it for the rest of my life."

I got the phone number.

The only regret I felt was kicking her out when she asked to sleep over.

Just kidding. Regret is for pussies.

Jon said...

"Hey does this rag smell like ether to you?"

Chris said...

Beckeye and Jon's are the best imho!

Blonde Goddess said...

How about this pick up line that I heard from a woman in a bar once..."Blonde Goddess, allow me to worship you. Let me begin by buying you a drink."
Too bad I don't swing that way.
It was the best pick up line I've ever heard...

Dominica said...

guy ; ever been to London ?
girl ; why ?
guy ; wanna see the real BIG Ben ?

...
The McDo's line was sweet the others..well, in Italian or French it would sound better, no ?