Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Hysterical Star Wars Nerd Interviews With Triumph The Insult Dog.

This is just a great interview with Triumph the Insult Dog interviewing Star Trek nerds.

Brilliant stuff here:

19 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

"return of the dorks!"...I LOVE IT!

Andrew Rodriguez said...

re: future nerd, the last time he'll see female genitalia...classic and in so many real world cases, true....

Dr Zibbs said...

I told you it was good.

Dr Zibbs said...

...but one more thing. I can never understand why nerd guys never go after nerd girls.. I think that sex is not that important to them.

If you have a passion for getting chicks then there's no stopping anyone.

I guess Star Wars is more important to them. Who knows?

SkylersDad said...

I will never understand how that guy doesn't get his ass kicked.

diane said...

He's giving Don Rickles a run for his money. Funny insulting stuff.

Dominica said...

SW nerds don't have sex cause no girl can compete with Princess Leia and her golden bikini !!

westchesterdead said...

We have a SW nerd in our office. Being civil engineers, we're all friggin' borderline as it is, but this guy was over the edge. For years (and I mean YEARS) we suspected the dude had never been with a woman. One day, my office cellmate says 'I'm going to make a prediction: within the next two years, ___ will either be engaged or married to some young hottie.' I actually wrote his prediction down and taped it to my computer for future humiliation points with my cellmate, knowing he was high on crack.

Well, whaddaya know? SW guy wound up getting married to some real nice super cute normal woman - within the specified time frame that my cellmate predicted. So, it does happen - nerds do get married and procreate. I only saw it once in my lifetime, though - it was kinda like watching a comet - you knew it was a special event.

Triumph roasted those nerds like neglected marshmallows, BTW.

Dr Zibbs said...

WestChesterDead - please post pics of himin his SW outfit and the wife in lingerie.

Thanks.

B.E. Earl said...

I posted a Conan clip today too. Weird.

(Triumph is from Conan, right?)

westchesterdead said...

Zibbs - Oh man, I wish I could, but the dude has a light saber stuck so far up his ass, he would never relax enough to let me. Shame, really.

You'll just have to settle for Darth Vader doing the MC Hammer dance, courtesy of Boingboing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIRQf0S3oD0

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl - yes. And I started to watch that ckip on your blog but need to finish it later. Hysterical.

Former Fat Chick said...

Ok, Ok, very funny stuff. My very good friend is a little person and he plays an EWOK at Disney Studios for their Star Wars Weekends...srsly he is the cutest thing ever, and he gets Japanese chicks all the time..it seems they are way into the cutness factor.

Debbie said...

Nothing can top a Star Wars nerd. That is great.

Dr Zibbs said...

Former Fat Chick - I think you're making this up for attention.

Please post photos to prove you're not a liar.

Dr Zibbs said...

..and make sure some Japanese chicks are in the photos.

Former Fat Chick said...

He is also baby bop at Universal Studios, here is a post I wrote about that: http://foreverfatgirl.blogspot.com/2009/01/barney-makes-me-hero.html

We have been friends since HS and he is awesome. I will send you a pic of him as an Ewok.

Dr Zibbs said...

Former Fat - I've been having problems getting onto your blog. When I follow this link I get to your blog but there's no post.

Other times lately the page just closes once I get to it. Has anyone else been having this problem?

J. Hi said...

Funny one.

I do have a soft spot in my heart for SW nerds. My husband and boys love anything SW. I know more about SW than any female should know. :)