So on the fourth I went to Downingtown's Good Neighbor Day. Or as I recently coined it, "Flanders Day".
It was pretty much a Hey Diddly Don't until I turned around and saw this guy coming round the bend:
It's the Turkey Hill Turkey. Look how craptacular it is!
He was sneaking up on some kid and he tapped the kid on the shoulder and I swear the kid almost shit his pants when he turned around. Seriously. Take a closer look...
...(Are you back?) And if you don't tell anyone I'll let you in on a little secret. (Shhhh). Do you see the neck on the Turkey Hill turkey? Look a bit closer. That's where I think the actor's eyes are.... Don't tell anyone though. Especially the kids.
Now this picture isn't mine but I do have a collection of crappy mascots on my computer. The crappier - the better. Maybe I'll share them with you someday.
And one more thing. Whenever those freaks approach me it kind of pisses me off because you're supposed to play along and pretend there's really not a person inside. I usually just start laughing because it's so weird.
And sometimes flee.