Friday, July 24, 2009

Jesus Golfing? Oh Come On - He's Just Grinding. Look at that Expression.




Jesus: Now what you want to do Suzy is just swing the club like this....

Suzy: What's that thing pushing against me?

Jesus: Uh...that's a golf tool Suzy..it's called a...a divot. Yeah it's a divot.

Billy: A divot's not a golf tool Jesus. A divot is a ...

Jesus: Did I ask you to speak Billy? Do you want to go to hell? Be on your way. Now.. back to the grinding...I MEAN golfing lesson.

26 comments:

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahhahahah that's funny as shit!


- Jennifer

Former Fat Chick said...

Wow! and I thought I was going to burn in HELL....

Andy said...

Jesus- is that cross or are you happy to see me?

Dr Zibbs said...

Former Fat - if I'm in hell at least I'll be far away from that golfing Jesus.

Seriously, take another look at him.

Son of a Thomas said...

I always figured Jesus to be more of a soccer guy.

westchesterdead said...

I suppose Jesus-dude at least gets some points for NOT grinding the little boy, correct?

diane said...

Golfing, grinding. Either way it's creepy.

MelO said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terrible... brilliantly terrible...

Fancy Schmancy said...

Come, sit next to me on the express train, Zibbs. You are awesome.

Jill said...

Jesus loves the little children.

Oh that's so wrong. You're a bad man! ;)

Pearl said...

So deliciously wrong. :-)

Dr Zibbs said...

Fancy - sure, I'll go on a train ride. Where are we going?

To a zoo? To a candy factory?

Hey, why's it starting to get so hot in here?

Valerie said...

she looks like she's enjoying it- besides, she said she was 18.

Some Guy said...

I agree with Valerie. Suzy seems to appreciate his "divine intervention".

The Peach Tart said...

Oh hell what's the big deal. Jesus likes to have a little fun too.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Best. Post. EVER! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

words...words...words... said...

You should see the football one, some kid has the balls to try to tackle Jesus. I want that kid on my team.

Kez said...

That is one creepy ornament! EW!

blissfully caffeinated said...

I checked the Megan's Law website and there's Jesus, just two streets over. What a perv.

Dominica said...

HILARIOUS !!

Dr Zibbs said...

JJ - I think this is the only you've time you've given me a compliment. Thanks.

Girl Interrupted said...

I wonder what his handicap is?

Don't you just know Pru and her brother would LOVE that? You should buy it for her.

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - She would love it. And on that subject I now tell people, "Jesus hates you".

Phil Bennett said...

At least he is grinding on the girl...I hear Jesus can be quite charming.

haha...hell here we come!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Phil - he's a polite man.

phd in yogurtry said...

Found in many a rectory curios cabinet.