Sunday, April 12, 2009

Happy Easter. WCHE 1520. Gigantic Monster Jesus.


Number one - stay calm. If my calculations are correct, the real Jesus will rise from the dead today at 3:00. He will have grown to 100 feet tall.

And he's pissed.

I'm urging all citizens to gather as many eggs as they can. When the gigantic Jesus approaches you, throw the eggs directly at his heart. You've got to trust me on this.

I will be releasing a message to all survivors via the West Chester radio station WCHE 1520 AM in a few days with a plan for rebuilding.

Good luck.

24 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

And if any of you are lucky enough to get on TV while being attacked, please promote my blog by yelling out, "GOOGLE THIS: THAT BLUE YAK".

Dr Zibbs said...

And since you have a few hours until Giant Jesus arrives, please vote for me on at the Bloggers Choice awards.

Click on icon on my sidebar to get there.

sista #2 said...

Throwing eggs at Jesus is like having sex in church.....ya just don't do it.


Happy Easter!!

peace
#2

Michelle said...

Well it's 4.06, I guess I missed all the excitement. I was on the toilet!!!

phd in yogurtry said...

Which is why I prefer to worship the Jesus in the grilled cheese. If he gets out of hand, I can just eat him.

Girl Interrupted said...

You're so going to hell.

See you there!

Ps: Bring pie

diane said...

I love the way your mind works. I can always count on you for something completely different.
Hope you had a nice Easter. xo

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - Your comment are t-shirt worthy. Bring Pie. Classic.

Diane - Thanks. I strive to bring joy to all. Expecially on one of the holy days.

Caffeine Court said...

We used to listen to WCHE for school closings..I didn't realize they did monster Jesus attack warnings too!!

Fancy Schmancy said...

What are the rest of us supposed to do?

Dr Zibbs said...

Fancy - pray.

Jeannie said...

I wanna be tax collector ok? and I get to charge a commission.

Kimberly said...

He's already huge. He totally be ya to the punch.

Happy Easter!

Cameron said...

Holy shit, I missed the whole deal. Zibbsy, if you're alive, give us a sign.

Dr Zibbs said...

Cameron - I'm safe in my bunker.

Soda and Candy said...

Absolute gold Zibbs.

Happy Easter!

Dedene said...

Whew, I made it through the weekend without running into the big guy. Thanks for the warning!

Kelly said...

Dude, if Jesus is 100 feet tall I am not throwing shit! I will be his bitch! Completely!

Dr Zibbs said...

Dedene - it's all part of the service I supply.

Gwen said...

All clear in Missouri.

Cora said...

Egging Jesus, huh? Well, okay, since it's doctor's orders and all.

Dr Zibbs said...

Cora - it's the Gigantic Monster Jesus.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Christ, that's like a Jesus tsunami.

J. Hi said...

HA! You make me laugh.