Saturday, April 18, 2009

Olivia Newton John and My Trip To England for a Date.

When my wife is asleep tonight I'm totally going to ask her if it's OK with her that I fly to England and go on a date with one of my favorite new bloggers - Girl Interrupted.

If she mumbles yes, I'd like Girl I to sing "Hopelessly Devoted To You" by Olivia Newton John as I come out of the plane. Then - the dating will begin.

22 comments:

sista #2 said...

And then you woke up.

peace
#2

BeckEye said...

You leave my Idol, ONJ, out of your tawdry affair!

Girl Interrupted said...

"But now, there's nowheeere to hide
Since you pushed my love asiiide
I'm out of my heeead
Hopelessly devoted to youuuu
Hopelessly devoted, to youuuuuuu"

There! She better say yes! Or my heart will be broken and I'll probably go all bunny boiler on you!

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - maybe she'll be open to......

Wait. I gotta go ask her something.

Distributorcap said...

have you ever been mellow?

Phil Bennett said...

You better pack some dick hats Yak...you might be needing them.

hahaha,

Phil

Brian said...

lolololololololol....dick hats.

words...words...words... said...

This cannot possibly end well. At least for Dr. Zibbs. It can end hilariously for the rest of us!

BTW my word ver is "subtleti". I swear.

Dominica said...

@Girl Inter.
your little package present has still to be posted :
you want something extra with that ? LOL
If Zibbs comes over you wanna be sure to have ALL you need ....

Greta said...

Lol. What if she just grumbles and rolls over?

Hey I'll go too. Do you think she has one of those great English accents that steal American girls' viginities? i mean...i just know. Cuz it happened to a friend of mine.

Cameron said...

Wouldn't you rather have the 'slutty' ONJ...you know:

You better shape up, cuz I need a man, I need a man, and my heart is set on you (she then throws her fag on the ground, stomps it out with her stilleto, then stomps on your nut sack....that's how it went, wasn't it?)

Girl Interrupted said...

lol @ Greta

Whilst my accent IS super and generally lovely, I'm not sure it has virginity-stealing capabilities!

I'll have to test that out ...

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - just to be safe - you should leave a message on my Snapvine recorder.

Wildwoods Retreat said...

ah men...soemthings never change.

BTW, who would your wife steal off with?

Dedene said...

Shame on you, Zibby. You don't deserve your understanding wife.
Thanks for introducing us to Girl.

Gaston Studio said...

lol for sista2!

Michelle said...

HAHA!!

Next fly to NY for a date with me!

~E said...

Can I please be present when wife pulls a "so I married an axe murderer" on you?

Please?

P.S. my word ver. is liwinchn

I swear...now they're just being mean. Do you realize how many times and how slow I had to type that just to leave this comment?

Kimmie said...

I have some totally hot, straight male friends to introduce your wifey to. She'll never know you're gone.

Anonymous said...

"Dr" Zibbs or whatever you call yourself here, nice try.

Girl I, you would be sorely disappointed.

Kimmie, email me.


Mrs. "Zibbs"

Dr Zibbs said...

Anonymous - BUSTED. You're not the real Mrs Zibbs. I just ordered her to draw me a bath. She's not even near a computer.

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