Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Practical Jokes, Weddings and New Blog Readers.



That's it - I've got it! I just thought of a great practical joke. Once I find a new reader that seems very vulnerable, I thought I could lead her on. Like I'm in love with her. You guys can help by leaving comments on her blog saying, "He totally likes you".

Then, on the wedding day, all of you guys can pretend to be my real life friends. And just when I'm supposed to say "I do" I'll say,

"I...I...(looking at you guys in church trying not to laugh)..I GOT YOU". Some one can crawl up behind her and and I'll push her over you so she falls on the floor.

Then the priest will pull off his fake mask showing he's some D list actor (maybe Screech from Saved by the Bell or David from Eight is Enough) and a huge drape will fall on the alter that's covering a huge monitor that's shows all of the people she works with watching this hysterical joke.

Then we'll all point and laugh. Is everyone in?

47 comments:

Scope said...

What are the laws in Pennsylvania? Does it have to be a "she"? Not asking for myself, mind you, but I had this thought...

mo.stoneskin said...

Suffering from Easter Tuesday blues or Easter Bunner withdrawal are we?

Sass said...

I'm thinking...

Maybe you need to go back to the drawing board on this one.

Not that it isn't BRILLIANT, because it IS, but...

I think you just need to make sure you close all the loopholes.

;)

Kelly said...

Seriously, it could work.

It would at least be hilarious to try! She would think she has a stalker...

All my mom's relatives ask me if I'm worried about getting a stalker because I have a blog. So it could work.

Girl Interrupted said...

I'd comment, but I'm not at home to Mr. Mean & Grumpy today

Swedish Chef said...

You should probably at some point in the gag buy her a charming little puppy...then at the climax of the "big reveal" you also throw the dead puppy like a wedding bouquet, laughing maniacally...

I mean if we're gonna do this, lets do this right.

Kate said...

Love it. I've been looking for a decent excuse to get down to lovely West Chester, PA anyway.

Can I play your loser in love, bitter cousin or something?

B.E. Earl said...

Whatever happened to good ole Grant Goodeve.

Nikki said...

But what if it turns out she was pranking you as well and before you get a chance to pull one over on her she pulls down your pants and kicks you into the crowd?

Coolred38 said...

Oh Zibbs...you dont mess with a girl on her wedding day unless you are far enough away that she can only "reach out and touch you" via a telephone call...otherwise...how fast can you run? Just curious.

Dr Zibbs said...

Swedish Chef - I was laughing so hard at that I almost drove off the road!

Anna Russell said...

I'm in if we can kill her granny with the shock. I mean, you have to gaurantee her granny will keel over and die at the bog reveal. Otherwise it's just going to be a let down.

Anna Russell said...

Bog reveal? Big reveal, even. Although if there's a bog in there somewhere, I'm not opposed.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Think of what this will do to your numbers, though. You might, just possibly, alienate any new followers. Otherwise, brilliant.

moooooog35 said...

Sure.

Just as soon as we get back from that Alex Trebek trip.

Suze said...

As long as I can be the flower girl.

Cameron said...

This seems very elaborate, but I have a few minutes to kill this afternoon. I'm in. Can I be the best man?

Miss Alex said...

Wooooow

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze and Cameron - yes, you can be flower girl and best man.

I'll also need two people who can pull the runner down the aisle and NOT screw it up. All I need is someone making a mockery out of this precious day.

And Miss Alex - what do you mean by Wooooow?

Cora said...

Would Ashton Kutcher be involved?

Dr Zibbs said...

Cora - no friggin' way.

Kimmie said...

I'm catering! And, you must delete this post at once so he/she'll be none the wiser.

Slyde said...

if you hadnt ruined the joke by telling it to me, this would have worked on ME..

Blanche said...

What about Bam, will he be able to make the wedding?

Dr Zibbs said...

Blanche - No.

diane said...

You will definately go to hell for that one.

Listen Zibbsy, since you can't access my page, and missed my announcement, I'll be gone from the 15th through the 22nd. I'm going on a holiday to Merritt Island, and I don't know if I'll have computer access. But, scarecrow, I think I'll miss you most of all. Try not to forget me. xo

Miss Alex said...

Woooowww... that's totally humiliating and hilarious.

to reply to your comment on my blog I will quote:

"You my friend can try it on ... ;)I'll assist. "

dmb5_libra said...

im totally in. public humiitation brings teh funnies

Michelle said...

I'm so in, i'm out!!!

Dr Zibbs said...

Michelle - I'm stealing that line!

Dr Zibbs said...

And also -that's what HE said.

H said...

Let me guess...you will woo her with upside down tomato plants and finger squirrels?

Somehow I feel that this end very badly for you.

Gaston Studio said...

I'M TELLING!

Dominica said...

Can we sign up for bridesmaid ?

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

dude.

totally in.


I can help her with the wedding dress (sewing and tailoring it). And throw a bridal shower.


\m/ \m/

sista #2 said...

That is mean.


peace
#2

Dr Zibbs said...

Sista #2 - I never said I was nice did I?

raf said...

Can I be the bride? I need some story to write on Totally Awkward Tuesday by Tova darling!
And lately I've been hooked on Yoville in Facebook, so I have not been posting.
I promise I'll forget all about this post and act like I really love you back and I will pee on my pants and have an heart attack when you will "get me"!

Vodka Mom said...

oh sweet jesus you have LOST your fucking mind.

have you been drinking again???

Dr Zibbs said...

Raf - you'll have to pretend that you're new to the blog and then...no. That's not going to work.

Vodka Mom - Does you daughter have a boyfriend? This might make a good punishment for her.

Michelle said...

Sure thing, I hear that line a lot. You know? Could give a girl a complex!!!

skywind said...

Oh, very funny. LOL
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Dr Zibbs said...

Skywind! Welcome back!

Shawn said...

OMG! While I'm totally not on board this thought did cross my mind...

The priest pulling off his fake mask should be Darth Vader and say "(name), you have been Zibbed."

BlondieLox said...

hahahahahaha. holy crap. how am i just finding out about you??
um.... question... why did you go to my blog & not choose to follow? not good enough for you, eh? not cool enough? well, i'm not gonna follow your blog until you march you little mouse right back over to my blog and follow. there - jokes on you!

Grant Miller said...

Then we'll tie her up in a rug and throw her off a bridge!

Amy Jo said...

I'm a new reader! Oh, wait...