Monday, April 27, 2009

Marijuana Joint Not Found at Downingtown Movie Theater.



To the kid that was working at the Downingtown Regal theater and cleaned up the theater after I saw the movie Knowing yesterday. And he saw a joint sitting in the cup holder that I left. So he slipped it into his pocket then went into the bathroom to check it out more closely.

But then when he was examining it in the stall he realized it was just a twirled up napkin that Dr Zibbs just twisted because when he goes to the movies he does that as a habit. Especially scary movies. And it looks exactly like a joint.

My message to you is this:

SUCKKKKK-AAAAA!

Now get back to work. You missed some popcorn I dropped under my seat when the alien looking dude opened his mouth and scared Nicholas Cage.

40 comments:

Girl Interrupted said...

Is that a childhood pic of you?

I bet it is ...

Miss Alex said...

"and when I say tame I mean screw"

Baaahahhahahah!!!!!!!!

Lisa said...

HAHA!

Man. I bet he wanted to cry when he realized it was a napkin.

If it had been a joint, he'd have definitely gone for your popcorn next. ;)

Greta said...

Oh bummer.

moooooog35 said...

You paid to see a Nicholas Cage movie?

And the kid who works there is the sucker?

Yeah. Okay.

B.E. Earl said...

I would have to be high to go see a Nic Cage movie in the theater. Accidentally stumbling on one at home is enough for me to crave drugs.

Anna Russell said...

Ahh, good old Nice Cage. Remember when he made Coen brothers movies and seemed all quirky and dripping with cult-like cool.
Now we have to be on drugs to sit through his movies. Or at least twirling napkins.

Anna Russell said...

And by Nice, I mean Nic.

Peggy said...

That picture is pretty hilarious

Sass said...

Awww, Zibbsy. That's so cute. Picturing you there twisting up your little napkin like a wittle bitty scared boy...

Do you need a hug? ;)

Love it.

Dr Zibbs said...

Sass - thanks. A hug would help. And you might as well throw in some grinding as well.

Just to be safe.

Gaston Studio said...

That is too funny! Wish I could have seen the look on his face when he got to the bathroom!

Gwen said...

Better watch it, he'll pee in your soda next time.

Cora said...

SUCKKKK-AAAAAA!

Hee hee hee.

Dr Love-- oh! I mean, Dr Zibbs; is that YOU when you were a kid?!

Dr Zibbs said...

Cora - the kid's not me.

I am Jesusy so maybe I'm closer to that pot Jesus.

Cora said...

I knew you were going to say you were Jesus in that pic!!!!

:-)

Dr Zibbs said...

Cora you know me well.

Oh...gotta go. I've got some walking on water to do.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Are you sure the alien looking dude WASN'T Nicolas Cage???

Dr Zibbs said...

For anyone reading this, click in the Vegetable Assasin's blog (see her right above this comment)

Some very funny pictures are on her blog.

Swedish Chef said...

Zibbs, you know how I feel about Nicholas Kim Coppola "Nick Cage"... I hope he chokes on a knife or gets advanced stage bullet poisoning.

He even ruined "Leaving Las Vegas" and that even had the chick from "Adventures in Babysitting" topless...

http://hurtygurty.blogspot.com/2008/12/get-off-my-television-you-hack.html

the above is relevant.

Eric said...

Jesus? I thought it was the 'unibomber' smoking out. You know, before he went all nuts...

Ookami Snow said...

I roll oregano joints when I watch movies at theaters just to trick the punks.

sista #2 said...

Now that was just mean. Maybe, just maybe he was sticking that rolled up napkin up his nose.

Poor kid thought he hit the joint jackpot and then nada.

You seriously went to a N Cage movie? Did you wear some sort of bag over your head so the WestChesterions did not see you?

peace
#2

Eric said...

hehe N. Cage... *New Orleans accent* 'Put tha doobie ... in tha box'.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Nicky boy was good in 'Raising Arizona' and...

I'm out.

Fancy Schmancy said...

Poor little dude must have been so totally stoked! Then so totally bummed. Dude...

diane said...

You couldn't find a more Hells Angels looking Jesus if you tried. I bet he sold his joint to that little boy.

Susan said...

Is that a nervous habit? A twitch?

Vodka Mom said...

you're a cold hearted bastard.

that's why I love you.

Dr Zibbs said...

Vodka Mon - what can I say?

Candy's daily Dandy said...

bwahahahahahahahahaha!

Friggin hilarious! Good one Zibsy!

mike said...

I have a whole bunch of Joint at The Theater stories, but I, uh, don't remember any of them. Haha.

Actually, one time we were drinking in the back row and rolling the empty cans all the way down the sloped floor, so the usher guy kept going over to whoever's foot or chair it hit with the flashlight to try and solve the mystery. Funny stuff.

Florida Girl In Sydney said...

I take my ticket from the deli counter, the one you take to wait in line for service, and roll it up and roll it some more. I wonder if anyone has tried to smoke my ticket? If I was desperate I would smoke my ticket.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mike - I've done that many times.
Good times.

steenky bee said...

His poor day was ruined. Sigh. Mine would have been.

Pearl said...

You smoked BEFORE you saw the Nicolas Cage movie, right?

Right?!

Pearl

Dominica said...

@Girl Int.
Was thinking just the same !!

@Dr Zibbs
Nicolas Cage still smoking hot and sexy ?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Is that what you call a boobie-trap doobie?

~E said...

thank you for the spoiler. now I really don't wanna watch that movie.

You saved me 11 bucks. SWEET!

Dr Zibbs said...

E- that wasn't a spoiler.