Saturday, September 6, 2008

Fainting Goats Video? I Heard THAT

Do you know that there are goats that get SO nervous that they actually faint? It's true. They'll be running, then maybe they'll see another goat that's about to steal their favorite tin can they just hid behind a tree and they were saving the tin can for a well deserved treat later and BAM. Their legs lock up out of bad nerves and they fall down. They're also called Myotonic Goats.

Oh yeah. And get this. Their origin appears to be traced to the hick state of Tennessee. Who would of guessed? This video shows them:

10 comments:

kirby said...

It's a simple evolutionary response on the goats' part, Dr. Zibbs. The boys from Tennessee might be goat fuckers, but they're not necrophiliacs.

M@ said...

Dude,

I don't think there's anything you're getting that I am not. I was critiquing McCain's speech as a show of propaganda. I thought that was pretty clear.

M@ said...

If you're still a card-carrying member of either major party, then you've been unconscious for the past 15 years.

Dr Zibbs said...

M@ - I got it. I used to be a registered Democrat. I've been independent for the last 10 years.

enc said...

HOLY COW! I mean GOAT! HOLY GOAT!

BeckEye said...

Hey, that's Matthew Broderick's story!!

(Since no one but me has seen Addicted to Love, no one will know what I'm talking about. This happens often.)

Leonesse said...

My Most Wonderful of All Aunts told me about these goats years and years ago (I recently turned Old, so MANY years ago), but she has such a dry sense of humor I thought she was pulling my chain. One of the first things I looked up upon learning of 'search engine' was fainting goats. I would love to buy one of these for her. She would never make them faint of her own accord, but would laugh her ass off when it happened. I know it. Then go love on the goat to make it feel better.

katrocket said...

I wrote about the fainting goats ages ago, which makes me suspect that you're rummaging through my archives and stealing my material. You know, like you used to do with Falwless.

I'm onto you, Zibbs.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kat, when I can't find anything good to steal from old Cracked magazines or in the Big Book of Bathroom Jokes I go straight to your blog.

Chris said...

Hey Zibbs,

You call it fainting, we Tennessee folks call it delivering one hell of an orgasm. What's your point? ;)