Friday, September 26, 2008

Dude At WCU Not Getting Laid This Semester


WCU Student: Do I have to wear the carrot costume?
West Chester Restaurant Owner: Yes, when you were hired to work the cash register, we told you that our staff - on a rotating basis - is asked to wear the carrot costume, go down to the college and hand out fliers.
WCU Student: Can I cover my face with a black, thin sheath so people can't see my face.
West Chester Restaurant Owner: No. Too Dangerous. You could trip.
WCU Student: What if I cut out holes where the eyes are and wore glasses?
West Chester Restaurant Owner: And ruin the integrity of the carrot? Absolutely not.
Click the picture to get a better look at the shame.

29 comments:

Ben said...

Whoa. That is serious shame. At least it's a phallic vegetable costume and not like a fig or something that only brings up thoughts of digestive health.

Points for that?

McGone said...

It would really be a cherry on top if the owner said "OK, now that you have the costume on, let's practice the dance moves."

Rider said...

Why is a person being held up/felt up in the background? Call the West Chester Police!

Dr Zibbs said...

Ben - you get 5 points.
Mcgone - If I ever put together my dream team of commenters on this blog, you're on the short list (and bus). Seriously, I was just laughing outloud at that one!

Dr Zibbs said...

Rider, hopefully someone helped out. After I took the picture and saw potential trouble, I fled the scene.

Kimmie said...

I think it's Oran-Jo! Hiding in plain sight!

teri said...

No job is worth the humiliation. I would have quit.

Gwen said...

It doesn't help matters that his mom dropped him off and sat at the curb waiting to make sure he got in the building safely.

J. Hi said...

Ah, the young carrot...so full of hope and beta carotene.

Kimmie said...

Additional observation:

Freshman 15 still in full effect.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahahahha....maybe he should check out working at McDonalds instead???

That's Hysterical and sad all at once!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

- Jennifer

Dr Zibbs said...

I think I have the funniest group of blog contributors on the web. Keep up the great work. You ain't gettin' paid, but keep up the great work. Thanks.

MJ said...

LOL Nice.

At my college, fraternities used to make inductees wear strange costumes to class and all over campus as part of rush.

BeckEye said...

He never got laid until the girl dressed up like a can of peas hit campus.

Fancy Schmancy said...

How strange that you have so much information on the conversation that took place. This was you, wasn't it?!

Gwen said...

HEY! I just noticed that Anonymous isn't in your blogroll. I think this is further proof that you and he are one and the same.

Mnmom said...

Wait till he meets Ranch Dip girl!! Does he poop carrot cake?

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen - I'll come clean. I am not Anonymous. I just need to update my blogroll. And he will be added. And a reminder to people that ARE on my blogroll that aren't commenting regularly - prepare to be DELETED.

Red said...

Poor little carrot guy.

Identity Crisis said...

There is a lot of shame in that photo. Short shorts. Rude cell phone behavior. Full frontal pat-down in broad daylight.

Jon said...

These "Where's Waldo" puzzles are getting pretty lazy. I found him right next to the telephone pole.

Falwless said...

I was laughing at the post but now I'm laughing even harder at the comments.

Brilliant.

teri said...

Damn, WTF?!? You'll delete us if we don't comment???

*crying*

Vodka Mom said...

that is so funny! However, I'm sure there's a hare out there waiting (drunk) to take him on.

enc said...

He got rooked.

Anonymous said...

I figured the person in the background was getting a cigarette yanked out of their hand by the smoking police and carrot top was on the way to save the day!

Chris said...

I don't know, he might get a little "Vegi-tales" in that outfit.

words words words said...

Those two girls are clearly calling any friends not present to warn them not to sleep with the carrot. Poor guy. The only guy that could get laid in a carrot suit is Justin Timberlake.

"Bring it on down to Carrotville!"

Also, I miss the freshman 15 :(

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