Friday, September 5, 2008

Great Republican Convention Gift - PA Shop Has It


"Crackleberry Farm Antique Mall? I aint' goin' thar."
Well you sir may be a fool because if you're traveling west from West Chester and Chester County on Route 30 in PA, it's only a short ride until you hit Paradise, PA. You didn't read that incorrectly. We're talking Amish country. 20-30 minutes from modern civilization.

And you would think with the Amish, with their fear of electricity, Eskimos and things that click that the only they have for sale or barter would be pie tins, doily and frilly fabrics and drawings of "the English" enjoying funnel cake. That's where YOU are wrong. Because on a recent visit there, I found the proof. A good ole' fashion Richard M. Nixon shower nozzle (see picture above).

I'm sure its not too late to have this baby shipped overnight for your lady at the RNC. Go for it.

In case you want to call and see if the Nixon is still there, the phone number is: 717-442-8805.

18 comments:

kirby said...

Oh, it's a shower nozzle. I thought it was a urinal cake.

Jen said...

I wanna go!!

The Guv'ner said...

The English enjoying funnel cake made me laugh so hard coffee went down the wrong "pipe" and now I'm coughing like a TB infected immigrant. Thank you Dr. Z. Thank you.

ÄsK AliCë said...

I will forever have nightmares in my shower

Gwen said...

Wait, the Amish have a phone?

My maiden name was Nixon. No relation.

Kimmie said...

Glorious! Ah, PA. They have such great city names such as:

- Paradise
- Intercourse
- Bird in Hand
- Blue Ball

And the Amish live in most of them. Coincidence? Oh heck...I love the Amish! They bring such goodies to the Growers Market in WC :)

Sornie said...

I guess that means Paradise is actually in pennsylvania.

Little Merry Sunshine said...

Kimmie,

Don't forget that great city Beaver, PA.

How great would it be for McCain and Palin to do a campaign event there?

Some Guy said...

I had one of those. Problem was there were too many leaks.

Get it.

You see, it was the gradual leaking of information that eventually brought down Nixon. Forget it. I should be banned from commenting. I'm sorry.

Blowing Shit Up With Gas said...

Is that really a shower nozzle? Or is it a lawn sprinkler? Seriously, I could almost make some sort of sense out of a sprinkler.

Rider said...

If you haven't firmly shut off the faucet, you can call the wife into the bathroom and say, "Hey, look, Dick Trickle!" Get it? The auto racer? Actually named Dick Trickle? Heh? (I am 11 years old, mentally.)

Gwen said...

LMAO @ some guy! Well played.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kimmie, Sornie and Little Merrie Sunshine. Look at all of these new readers. Welcome to my lair (is that spelled right)?
Some Guy: Great joke.

Mo said...

I was really nervous about clicking on the YOU link. I figured you were up to no good...

enc said...

wow, between you and kirby^^^ I got some great laughs here.

Distributorcap said...

i only want it if it comes with the matching spiro agnew toilet seat

Leonesse said...

Well, count this as the second time I clicked on something I knew might be funky and went 'oh dear god' and shut down the whole blog on accident. The other should have been considered much worse, but 'oh dear god' how many inbreedings did that take? Talk about visceral reaction. Flashbacks to a late night X-files episode, I suppose. Do you think they procreated? And what would the Missus look like? shudder...

words words words said...

Attention to anyone thinking of buying me a Christmas present: I need this shower nozzle.