Friday, November 27, 2009

Black Friday. What YOU Talkin' Bout Willis? Yeah YOU!

In honor of Black Friday, I give you..my favorite black person:

Gary Coleman. And this is him saying "Wathca Talkin' Bout Willis" in various hilarious ways. After viewing the video, join me below for further discussion.



If they ever make a remake, I'm offering several alternate catch phrases. Read them aloud to capture their full impact:

"Somebody give me a Q-tip because I KNOOOWWW I didn't just hear you say that." (Important note: The Willis character must always have a Q-tip handy - which he hands to Arnold)

"You said..whu...huh...(looks around) MR DRUMMOND!

"Whatcha talkin' bout Maurice?" (In this case, the brother's name HAS to be Maurice or it won't work).

"Oh..OK (turns to walk away then realized that he didn't hear what Willis was saying correctly so he turns around and puts hands on hips) Wait a minute Willis..What was that you said? Would you mind repeating yourself?"

If I think of anymore I'll add them to the comments area. Do you have any ideas? If they're dumb, just keep them to yourself though.

I don't want the comments area cluttered up with nonsense.

9 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

Another:

"Geeeeeet the fuck outta hear Holmes!" (pushes Willis and also steals Willis's pick [afro comb])

Son of a Thomas said...

I thought I was your favorite black person:(

Dr Zibbs said...

Son of a Thomas - you're my fav black person over 5 foot tall. I should have clarified that.

Dr Zibbs said...

Man. Hardly any comments on this post. You guys are racist.

phd in yogurtry said...

one of my favorite TV lines.

Dr Zibbs said...

PHD - You gotta admit, it is a greate catchphrase.

Chris said...

How about "The Devil made me do it!"?

Wait. That's already been used?

Gage said...

maybe "DY-NO-MITE!". Oh...right.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gage that might be perfe...

Oh yeah.