Friday, November 6, 2009

Chicken Wings. How To. Pissed Off Lady. Bronx Caterpillar. Precious.

How DO you eat chicken wings? Are there tips? There sure are.

I started reading a new blog recently and this helpful chicken wing eating tip video was on it. (Sorry for not mentioning your blog but I forget the name of it. Mention in the comments who you are).

It's actually pretty cool. Maybe I can now go back to eating chicken wings in public instead of in the privacy of my own home. The only down side of this is that when I eat wings, I like to lean over a plate and eat them really fast while breathing like a Neanderthal. With this new technique you have to be slow and mannerly.



What? A double shot video? Yup. On the subject of chicken wings, here's a pleasant woman from the Bronx named Raqui* yelling about feathers she found on her chicken wings and a caterpillar she found on her corn. It's way too long, so maybe you just want to check out the first minute.



*If they do a Part two of that new comedy Precious, like "Precious, the Payback" or "Precious Goes To Flight School" I think they should consider Raqui for the part.

18 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

She says, "a caterpillar bug"!

Dr Zibbs said...

hahah. She also says, "You should be paying me not to say anything"!1

You really do have to watch this whole video.

Kristen said...

Oh no. All those feathers. A maggot. A caterpillar like bug. Ecch. I'm not going to eat for a week. Ick.

p.s. they are not respecting their food!

Dr Zibbs said...

Yeah. I should have given a warning.

Gwen said...

She shouldn't be eating wings anyway. I'm surprised you didn't already say this.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen, I left a comment on Youtube that I was going to make her famous by mentioning her on my blog.

I guess I didn't want her to stalk me and kill me. That's why Gwen. (Gwen from Saint Loius)

Moooooog35 said...

Doesn't look like anything stopped Raqui from eating either the wings OR the corn.

I'm guessing the feathers and caterpillar are history, too.

B.E. Earl said...

That's seems like a fussy way to eat a chicken wing. I think if I saw one of my male friends eating a chicken wing like that I would punch him in the vagina.

Dr Zibbs said...

Earl - Good one.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahaha. Also cracking up at Moog.

Peggy said...

If I know you, this should make you giggle...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Like a stallion who must run free you can't ever tell Big Daddy how to eat his chicken wings. You may comment on the number I am scarfing down or the sauce on my face. Those I can ignore because you are ignorant (not YOU Dr Zibbs, the hater who would be judging me in that situation) So shut up and go back to saving the skin on the side for last you freak.

Dr Zibbs said...

Peggy - I'll check that out.

Cal - "Like a stallion" tee hee...

Dominica said...

OMG that second was grosssss ! I stopped ot when I saw that EWWWWW ! Can't even speak the word !
OMG OMG OMG !!
Best diet tip I ever got Zibbs...now I never will eat chicken wings again ; not in public not even in my house !

JenJen said...

totally disgusting!

Dr Zibbs said...

Hahaha. Yeah. Gross.

phd in yogurtry said...

Ahh, I can listen to the ranting food lady while I post. She obviously has an intensely emotional relationship with her food.

As for the chicken wing video. Two thoughts. He obviously isn't worried about hot wing sauce lodging in his fingernails. This is my primary consideration when consuming wings. That sauce will stain for days.

Second thought. The number one rule: big stack of clean, white, dinner napkins. Number two rule: Big pitcher of ice cold beer.

But I do truly appreciate the lesson. Who'da thunk those pesky little bones would slip right out?

Dr Zibbs said...

PHD - You are wise.