Here's another lazy post for you - some recent Tweets from Twitter. (Note that the # is a "hashmark" and it is used when someone else started a topic and then other people tweeting can use it and add onto it)
If you want to follow me on Twitter my name is @DrZibbs. So here we go:
Haha. Just saw another clip from the comedy Precious.The mom's like, "You ain't worth nuthin'" I can't do the voice. You just gotta see it.
Elton John (watching Rod Stewart on Dancing w/the Stars): Oh my God! What a pussy!
OH MY GOD! There's this dude that looks JUST like Chastity Bono but.(listens to the idiots from The Insider) uh nevermind.
Blair from the "very special episode" of Facts of Life when she got bukakeed. #badhalloweencostumes (what? it's a lost episode?)
Just a reminder: If you're one of those freaks that gives popcorn for Halloween make sure to make it soon so it gets nice and stale.
how do guys holding those liquidation signs on the corner afford cell phones?
tip for foreigners:don't boast...i am the hairiest! i am hairier than a great ape
The International House of Almost Expired (but still legal to sell except in Nebraska) Meats #badrestaurantnames
wonder if there's a support group for people that have had tramatic life altering incidences w explosive diarrhea.
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And here are some Tweets from my Father Kelly character. As of this post he has 4076 followers. The concept of @FatherKelly is a disgruntled Catholic priest.
Thinking about starting a combination fat camp and bible camp. Will name it either Porky Lil' Angels or Chubby Rollers.
Whenever I hear the "it was then that I carried you" part of Footprints in the Sand I picture Jesus as a huge Frankenstein
For Halloween I'm leaving out a basket filled w/ mass cards and a "Take ONE only" sign. Imagine the disappointment.
A bingo player suggested we change the name from "Bingo" to "Jesus". Ohhhh brother! I need a break from these nerds.
I just invented a new product: The ShamWow of Turin. I wonder if I can get the Pope to endorse it?
Fun Fact: Holy Water loses 80% of it's holyness when microwaved for more than 2 minutes
I bet Purgatory is like the waiting area of a Jiffy Lube but with a slightly better magazine selection.
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