Doctor: Come on Mrs Baulker* you can do it. Just one more push.
Mrs Baulker: I CAN'T!! JUST GET IT OUT OF ME!!!
Doctor: Just a few more pushes. You're crowning. I can see the head...
Mrs Baulker: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*orange shoots out and is swaddled in a cloth dinner napkin*...
Naaaa. That disgusting scene wasn't a chicken giving birth to an orange. Chickens lay eggs. Not oranges.
That picture is actually an orange that I shove into the inards of a chicken sometime when I cook it. I slice one up and shove it in there. And squeeze some on top. But pretty disgusting image huh?
*rubs carving utensils together*
OK. What can I get you? A leg? Some white meat maybe...?
*Get it? "Baulker?" Like chickens go, "Baulk Baulk Baulk!!!!"