PA Blogger and Candidate Responds To Palin Speech
As people in the know know, I've thrown my sombrero hat into the 2008 presidential ring, the following are my random comments -as a contender -while watching Sarah Palin at RNC:
- Cool dame. Looks good. Nice skin.
- Not a huge fan of the bang swoop tonight.
- When I put on my plastic surgeons hat, I'd say that she needs a very slight nostril reduction.
- The width of her son's tie is circa 1974. And it's loose.
- Future son-in-law thinking, "What the hell am I doing here?"
- She still reminds me of Edith Prickly/Edna Boyle (SCTV - Andrea Martin).
- Uses word "haberdasher"? Puuu-leese.
- Youngest daughter petting head of baby. Licks her hand and then pets. What the?
- She's a straight talker.
- John McCain's mom has freakishly ENORMOUS ear holes. "Maam it looks as if a wasp flew into your ear, let me just reach in with my doctorly, manly hand and get it out...here we go...OK. It's out. ..I got it. ..What?...You didn't feel that?"
- Who thought to have the huge liberty bell souvenir that I got on my 6th grade class trip on the screen behind her?
Job well done.
10 comments:
Let me just jump in here first. Great job Zibbs. Honest coverage. Signed , Bob
hahahahaha. Hahahahahahah.
Youngest daughter petting head of baby. Licks her hand and then pets. What the?
That was the best part of the whole speech, I swear. I'm pretty sure I rewound it about seven times so I could laugh over and over again. I may not like what the lady stands for, but I totally adore that little Piper kid.
Falw, see present in post above.
Holy crap - I knew she reminded me of someone, but I didn't think it was SCTV's Andrea Martin until now. Now that's all I'll think, isn't it? Damn you.
No praise over the comments about reaching in the ear? Jeez.
You are such a whore for praise.
And I just feed it to you, constantly, too. I'm like those people who keep a dangerous zoo animal caged up in my backyard with a chain-link fence. I don't really know where I was going with that metaphor, but, ya know, whatever. Leave me alone.
Falwless, you live to please me and scream from the blogs about my hilarity. (Fat black lady voice): Don't you even go doin' this and all.
I'm not getting this whole Palin thing
peace
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John McCain's mom has freakishly ENORMOUS ear holes.
The better to hear you with my dear.
Piper just learned that grooming thing from living with the animals up in the wilds of Alaska. Maybe the dingo ate your baby.
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