West Chester Blogger Running For President!
I'm a bit shy about it, but Gwen, from the world famous blog, "Everything I Like Causes Cancer" has outed me. I.Am.Running.For.President.
This is breaking news and for how much I hate to steal the fire from Obama, McCain and all the other dopes - the time is now. My campaign slogan: "Dr Zibbs - watch out sucka' -I'm onna get ya!"
See the video here: http://www.inews3.com/topstory.php?id=44722e205a696262737c4f66205468617420426c75652059616b
11 comments:
Well, that actually seems about right. Because, the Apocalypse is inevitable, isn't it?
Bubble up.
Who are you picking as a running mate?
There goes my bid for President. Everything I think of that is cool winds up being already done by Zibbs or Falwless.
Chim Chim for Veep. I already called it on Gwen's blog. NO BACKSIE OUTTIES.
Can I PUH-LEEEEASE be VP??
Please??
You weren't already running? Crap! I already wrote you in for the Republidemocatindependent candidate on the YakTicket.
I'm picking up the "ZIBBS/CHIM CHIM '08" bumper stickers this afternoon.
My fellow Americans thanks for your support.
I guess I'll ad you to my list of unelectable candidates.
Oh good. Now all my problems are over.
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