Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A Few Things About Me. China. Priest. Simpsons.



Here are a few lists of five things in various categories.

A few Countries I've been to:

England
Italy
Germany
China
Mexico

A few jobs I would never want:

Priest
Financial Analyst
Lawyer
Anything to do with retail
Longshoreman

Some chicks I've fooled around with:

Korean
Black
A model
This one chick that was way older than me.
Philly Ball girl.

Some types of people that I don't like to talk to:

Boring people.
People that don't get my sense of humor.
Bad breath people.
People that are looking around the room while I'm talking to them.
Yenta's or women that won't shut about about their kids.

Some things that I've collected or currently collect:
Simpsons action figures
Homies
Zippo Lighters
Ashtrays
My own toenails (for practical joke purposes)

Some things I love to drink:

Beer (no light beer please)
Red wine
Scotch on the rocks
Water
Margaritas

There you go. Man was this a crappy post.

26 comments:

Cora said...

Anything to do with retail BITES. Amen.

B.E. Earl said...

I would never want to be a gynecologist. Just sayin'.

diane said...

zibbsy, this was totally NOT a crappy post, I really liked it.
I don't think I could ever work in an Emergency Room, or take care of seriously ill kids.
Retail's o.k. compared to that.

Irenelikewhoa said...

You make me want to do a post like this..bah!

SkylersDad said...

That's odd, I totally had you as a priest in real life!

Scope said...

I don't think I'd want to do 99.99% of the things Mike Rowe has done on "Dirty Jobs".

slopmaster said...

I like your latest posts... I think it's because I like lists...

I would have to agree with all the above, except for the list of things you collect, that's just personal preference, I prefer notches on my belt if you know what I mean.

Dedene said...

It's always interesting to find out more about you.
Tell us more about the woman who was much older than you!

The Peach Tart said...

Your collectibles are quite interesting. I collect Zippos too.

Dr Zibbs said...

Dedene - I think I just might do that.

The Peach Tart - you collect Zippos? Excellent I have about 150. I've been collecting them for about 7 years.

moooooog35 said...

You wouldn't talk to Barbara Streisand?!

Oh..Yenta.

Thought that said 'Yentl.'

Nevermind.

Girl Interrupted said...

Never mind the older woman! I want to know more about the toenails ... what kind of practical jokes???

Toenails freak me out ... I need to be prepared :/

Dr Zibbs said...

Girl I - I'm too ashamed to say. It was an incident in high school.

Mandy's Kidding said...

That you collect anything amuses me.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mandy it amuses you that I collect something or ANYBODY collects something.

Most of the things above are worthless except for the Zippos. I probably could get a few 1000 for them.

And maybe a little for the toenails too as long as the person buying them promised not extract my DNA from them for cloning.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mandy it amuses you that I collect something or ANYBODY collects something.

Most of the things above are worthless except for the Zippos. I probably could get a few 1000 for them.

And maybe a little for the toenails too as long as the person buying them promised not extract my DNA from them for cloning.

Dr Zibbs said...

Look my comment above accidently posted twice. Maybe God's trying to send me a messsage about cloning

Oooo that's creepy.

Mrs. Holly Hall said...

wait, what's a philly ball girl?

Dr Zibbs said...

Mrs Holly Hall - the hot chicks that work for the Phillies and help out at the park.

Prunella Jones said...

Hey, you collect lighters and I collect pictures of the Zig-zag Man. Whoa.

Prunella Jones said...

Wait...that sounded so much better in my head.

Dr Zibbs said...

Pru - I have a Zippo with the Zig Zag man on it! If I didn't treasure it so much I'd send it to you.

It's the thought that counts...right?

phd in yogurtry said...

Aren't "People that don't get my humor" and "People that are looking around the room while I'm talking to them" the same subtype?

Y'know, it's one thing to write a list of lists. It's quite another to crap out with redundant lists.

Now, let me tell you about my kids...

Dr Zibbs said...

PHF - it's two separate things.

Chris said...

You can't fool me. I know that the "list" of people you fooled around with was all the same person, an older black Korean model who is a part time ball girl.

Dr Zibbs said...

Chris - busted.