A few thoughts on Eight is Enough:
1) Nancy was the hottest (see picture above).
2) Nicholas was an annoying troll with a huge head.
3) In seventh grade I called into the Jerry Lewis telethon and got to talk to Dick Van Patton. I think I pledged $5. I need to get around to paying that one of these days.
4) The theme song is the gayest theme song ever recorded. See below.