Thursday, June 28, 2012

Why Women Sleep With Little People. Percentage Breadkdown. Dwarf.

Why do you think a woman would sleep with a little person? Have you ever? Or have you known anyone that ever has? If I'm not wrong I think (follower) Whiskey Marie said her sister or her friend did. I think these might be the main reasons (along with my percentage guesses):

- 5% Wanted a story to tell her friends. (This one is pretty mean)

- 5% Has a fetish about little people.

- 75% Drunk and horny.

- 10% Only sees a person from what they're like on the inside.

- 5% Thinks the dude is hot.

Am I close? 

Would I do it? I think I might.  I never really thought about it but if she was hot and was getting all flirty like the one below I might give it a go (but not her exactly because I just found out she's a porn star and I would NEVER sleep with a porn star. EVER. I would be too skeeved out)


Dr Zibbs said...

Whiskey Marie if you read this what was the story you told long ago about it?

Whiskeymarie said...

Ding ding ding!!!
It WAS my sister that dated a little person. I don't know the correct/PC term for what he was, but he didn't look like the guy in your picture. He was body-proportionate, but he was just really little, like 4 feet tall or something like that.

She is one of those people who really only see the person on the inside (unlike me, I'm an asshole), plus she's a little (lot) on the odd side. And on a related note: she said that his bits (yes, they slept together at some point) were normal man-sized.
So now you know.

Dr Zibbs said...

Whiskey m - awwww yeah.

Scope said...

My wife is petite. Does that count?

Cora said...

I think my husband just called me a midget.

diane said...

Let me keep this short, ahem, no. Just not my bag baby.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

ummm no. I don't think i would.

I guess I'm shallow?

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - ha.

The Beans said...

It certainly is a question I had never even contemplated until this point.

I still don't have an answer. o_O

-Barb the French Bean

Cameron said...

I'd sleep with a porn star, little or not. But a little porn star would definitely be a more interesting story.

W.C.Camp said...

Not to challenge your percentages or experience, but even if it is cliche', I would assume once you get to know ANYONE and start to click with their personality, you quit focusing on the outer packaging so much? Interesting post. W.C.C.

Dr Zibbs said...

Cameron - i know you would.

WC - But I think most people don't do that.

Dr Zibbs said...

...and Hello Barb the French Bean.

Dominica said...

Best diet ever ! Every time I see a dwarf or midget, I can't eat anymore. Puts me of my food and trust me, I LIKE my food ! I don't have anything against them but it triggers something in my head, a little voice that says : ok, you're done, put down the fork !
So, why do women sleep with dwarfs ? Not gaining weight me thinks !

Dr Zibbs said...

Dominica - HAHA!!