What a year here at That Blue Yak. Could you imagine how dull and terrible your lives would be if I didn't bring you free, daily sunshine? Probably worse than rural India. Do you know they don't even have toilets there?
Here's a quick throw together year end recap of this blog. I've also added some things that may happen in 2009.
Number of posts written this year. Not including this one - 422.
Greatest Accomplishment - Having over 100 followers that have unknowingly signed up to kill for me or sleep with me.
Top Curiosity I Have About My Readers - How often they discuss this blog with friends and coworkers*. (Please leave details of your amazing stories in the comments section).
Top Goals For TBY Content in 2009 - Make some more original videos. Click here to view one of the few I've made.
Top Thing I'll Order Blog Readers To Do For Me in 2009 (In addition to killing for me and sleeping with me) - Leave more comments on the SnapVine Recorder - located on my sidebar. Don't hesitate. Do it now - there are some open lines. Or tonight when you're good and drunk.
Top Thing I've Neglected To Do - Send the prizes for the people that won my contest. I promise I'm gonna do it.
Top Thing a Reader Can Do To Show Their Appreciation - Get a That Blue Yak tattoo. Or at least buy a TBY T-shirt or mug. Click here to order.
So that's probably it folks. Have a great time celebrating tonight! See you next year!
*And I want everyone to come clean on this. With how many loyal readers I have, there has to be at least one nut out there who has stapled a face from a magazine onto a pillow, then attached the pillow to a mannequin body that they got from a yard sale and they pretend that it's me - Dr Zibbs. And then when a friend stops by, they panic and shove the Dr Zibbs figure into a closet because they're embarrassed. C'mon - don't lie. Someone has to have done something like this.