I think we can all agree that I've earned myself the right to a catch phrase. Everyone's talking about it. Here are a few I've come up with off the top of my head. Remember to say them aloud. If you don't, they're worthless.
- "Let's rub butts" (starts rubbing butt on person)
- "THAT (pause) is TNT."
- What am I talking about Willis?" (accent on the word "I")
-(With eyes wide open in horror) "You want to put what?? Where??!!"
- (looking into camera) "I'll take it from here!" (grabs closest chair or door and starts humping)
- "Now I've seen everythin'!"
- (shrugging) "Doctor's orders...now where's my stefascope" (wink, pause, then thumbs up, pause then head nod)
I think I'll pick one, have the phrase sweep the nation, then when they want to do a sitcom, they'll have to use me because I'll own all rights to the phrase. Once again, I've got all the bases covered.