Saturday, December 13, 2008

I Can't Believe Santa Would Sing This Song About Sucking

Now this Christmas song is just fresh. But pretty catchy.

*warning* foul language

26 comments:

Chris said...

I remember singing that during our candlelight Christmas Eve services at church.

Gwen said...

Well, it's message is certainly clear.

Scope said...

Too bad Slopmaster can't enjoy the SPIRIT of GIVING this holiday season.

SkylersDad said...

So much better than that "Dick in a Box" SNL short!

Giggle Pixie said...

Wow. "Be sure to leave a treat for Santa" just took on a whole new meaning.

And....back to therapy go I.

ÄsK AliCë said...

I'm traumatized a little

Brandi said...

=-o LOL

Well uh, we all have needs! LOL

artfulkisser said...

With that big doobie in his mouth looks like Santa's the one who'll be bringing joy to the boys round the world this year....

Cora said...

Eek.

Subject change: soooo, you were in Seattle recently, hmm? I can't believe we didn't throw a parade. I'll be writing a letter of outrage to the governor ASAP.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I'm sorry, I don't understand. Could you be a little more clear?

p.s. Congrats on 105 followers!

p.p.s. Weren't you the one that said you didn't really care about that? Stop sending mixed messages!

~E said...

*in a tiny little girl voice*

Dr. Zibbs??? Santa is scaring me!!!

=*(

Michelle J said...

Thats how you suck on my cock!!!

Come on everybody, sing along!!

This is a great song to sing when going christmas carroling!!! Perfect opener i think!!!

Thanks for sucking my cock!! Slam!!!

Love
Stalker

Vodka Mom said...

you CLEARLY have too much time on your hands.

sista #2 said...

Santa, you dirty dirty boy.

#2 will be leaving you more than cookies on Christmas Eve :)


peace
#2

franki said...

I think this woulda been much more appealing had Santa not looked like a filthy, evil hobo.

buffalodick said...

Tony Orlando making a "come"back?

mike said...

That's terrible, man.

Just kidding. That's my Charles Barkley impression.

Dr Zibbs said...

Voda Mom - too much time on my hands? I didn't write or sing it, I just posted it. Of couse I wish I had something to do with it because it's pretty funny.

J.J. in L.A. said...

OMG, does this bring back memories!!! I burst out laughing at the very 1st note...because I've heard this song MANY times.

I dated a guy from 2000-2002 and this was, well, "our song". lol!

Scope said...

J.J. - That story makes my "HEART" swell with "PRIDE", if you know with I mean.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Oh Santa, that is just naughty...

Concha said...

LOL

words words words said...

I remember every Christmas after dinner, we'd all gather around the fireplace to listen to Grampa favor us with this song. It's a treasured memory, except for the year the cops broke it up.

BeckEye said...

Hey that Santa is the same guy on the cover of that old Warrant album.

Dr Zibbs said...

Beckeye - You'd now better than me. I trust you.

S E E Quine said...

Wow. Now I so do not want to oblige that guy. If any man/horse/hermaphrodite wanted to repel my crazed, wanton advances, singing that song might work.