Saturday, December 20, 2008

Is It Just Me Or Does This Commercial Have Sex Written All Over It?

Can you believe this commercial for the oven cleaner Mr Muscle? It's got sex written all over it. Subliminal style. I thought that was illegal. Here's my evidence.

1) It's got Charlotte Rae in it.
2) She's on all fours with her ass in your face.
3) Listen closely at 15 seconds in when she moans the word, "ohhhhhhhh". Pretty obvious what that's supposed to sound like.
4) At 21 seconds in do you hear that word they use? Yup. "Penetrate". Do you know what that means? Look it up. You won't believe it.

I rest my case.

25 comments:

Candy's daily Dandy said...

ohhh yeahhh Zibsy. Facts of Life soft porn. That Charlotte Rae can moan!

Sass said...

Personally, I think one should wipe clean BEFORE the next morning, but who am I to judge?

SkylersDad said...

I heard that Charlotte was good at cleaning up other types of messes, if you get my drift... Nudge nudge, wink wink...

SouthernBelle said...

"Mr Muscle, you're a good man to wake up to!"

Nothing subliminal about it, she wants Mr Muscle to spray his foam all over her.

Dirty b*tch.

J.J. in L.A. said...

This commercial confuses me.

With the product geared towards women, why did they use Charlotte Rae instead of someone like Mark Spitz or Joe Namath?

Poor planning, if you ask me.

Greta said...

Does Mr. Muscle cook bacon too?

Mind of MadMan said...

Now I did not see that with her. Probably cause it disturbs me so much to think that she has hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And you my friend "thanks" for pointing this out!!

LYDIA said...

Ewww

Chris said...

Your descriptions are good enough, I'm afraid to click and have my Facts Of Life memories twisted.

You know, you take the good, you take the bad....

Bacon Lady said...

She has quite a nice grip on that can at the end.

Giggle Pixie said...

Well...I was totally with you on the sex connnection until I realized it involved Charlotte Rae.

Then I was all..."ewww."

Some Guy said...

Charlotte Rae is the epitome of sex.

Cora said...

Oh my God, you're right.

I'll be scarred for life.

Lisa-tastrophies said...

That is just wrong!! I swear I am never going to touch another can of Mr. Muscle in the same way again.

mike said...

I didnt know you're supposed to clean an oven.

enc said...

Blimey, that is dicey.

Her kitchen is pretty bleak, so I think I understand why she's enthralled by a can of aerosol cleaner.

Vodka Mom said...

That just isn't right.

Dale said...

Can someone help me clean up after watching that?

Leonesse said...

Ewwww. He said Penetrate. About Mrs. Garrett. Tootie will be so jealous.

Miss Catherine said...

Ohhh Mr. Muscle.
So good to wake up to.

I think "pentrates" better explains the video. Obviously showing LOTS of penetration.

--Lovely Miss Catherine

Cowguy said...

Raarrrrrrr! Charlotte Rae!! Grab my feet I'm goin' to heaven.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Sass beat me to it.

Micgar said...

You're sick, dude!

Miss Alex said...

Dude Charlotte Rae and Sex I never want to hear these words together ever again.

S E E Quine said...

"You're a good man to wake up to!" Whaa haaa haaaa!