(as many of you know, some sexy business has started with Gwen the blogger. See parts one and two, then clean yourself off and read on).
...so the love making went on for hours. Dr Zibbs needed some energy so Gwen made him a hearty breakfast that included some eggs Benedict and some freshly squeezed OJ and then it continued...
Gwen: (lying on Zibbs and playfully twirling his hair) Are you ready to go again?
Zibbs: After being revitalized with that heavenly Bearnaise sauce my dear? Of course.
Zibbs: "Doctor" ..Zibbs please.
Gwen: Dr Zibbs, the things that you've done to me..the way you held my leg up and the softly tickled the arch of my foot. Thank God I lotion myself all over like I wrote in that one blog post a few weeks ago. ...the emotions that you've brought out...how did you learn all of this??...What exotic lands must one travel to get to this level of sexual experience? Are you even human??...How does one man please a woman like...
Zibbs: (covers her mouth) Shhhhhhh.
Gwen: I'm sorry baby (girlishly) Am I talking too much?
Zibbs: No I just heard the Bearnaise sauce bubbling in the kitchen. Would you mind topping this piece of poached egg off?
Gwen: Anything my dear.
Zibbs: Gwen, we can after you answer me one question.
Gwen: What is it stallion?
Zibbs: Why are there 100 shoes lined up over there behind that curtain?
Gwen: (nervously) Um. I just like to line my shoes up behind there like that?
Zibbs: Gwen, let's take this from the top. Why are there 100 shoes lined up over there?
Gwen: You know don't you?
Zibbs: (shaking head) Of course I do. It's OK, let them in.
Gwen: (walks over to the curtain and pulls it back to reveal 50 of his female bloggers from his record breaking 104 followers that have been hiding.....and watching.....and learning.... behind a curtain in the bedroom)
The 50 bloggers jump onto the bed and the "gettin it on" begins. Mind you it's an enormous bed.
Zibbs: Gwen, you better put on some more Bearnaise...we're gonna need it. (Pauses, turns toward camera and shrugs) Here we go again.