Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Part 2 of My Sexy Dream With A Gwen The Blogger


So I feel pretty lame that everyone complained that the dream I had about a blogger didn't get hotter. What do you people want? I was just describing a dream. So here are some portions of the transcript I will share after going to a hypnotist today (in tears) to help me continue that dream:

Zibbs: (sleeping like a baby on Gwen's cot he feels two things - a very bit symmetrically off for some reason - covering his eyes) What the?

Gwen: (in sexy voice) We call that the Saint Louis grapefruit face squoosh.

Zibbs: (wakes up with Gwen's ample breasts in his face) What? Why I never......... (He grabs Gwen and wrestles her to the floor. They roll off of the porch he was forced to sleep on and into her coolly decorated den)

A few minutes pass- Gwen is pinned to the floor. Similar to what you'd expect in a Bond movie

Zibbs: Gwen, you knew it was coming to this. So at what point was it that you knew you had to have me? Was it the comment I wrote about your wacky wafers? The post I wrote back in June about the pear shaped people? My posts about retarded people? Or perhaps the dreams you've had of THIS! (he pulls out a pen and writes a note revealing that his handwriting is in fact the writing of Brian - the dude that left a note on Gwen's garage). You see Gwen. If you mix up the word "Brian" and reconfigure them, they spell "Brain". And my brain coincidentally is located in my dick. And by dick, I'm referring to what doctors call...the penis.

Gwen: (all starry eyed and shit) Take me. In the roughest way possible. Well, start gentle but then get rough after the first minute.

Zibbs: (Zibbs snaps his fingers ala' the Fonz. Al Green's "Tired of Being Alone" starts playing on the stereo. Gwen doesn't notice that it has nothing to do with Zibb's finger snap, but a Zibbs staff member that reached around the corner and turned on the stereo). You my dear, are about to experience something that's ...well, I won't tell you ...I'll show you.

Gwen: (eyes widen then shut - lips pucker - back arches - knowing that she's about to experience something that that only a few select hundreds have) TAKE ME TO THAT LAND!! WHAAAAAAA!

It begins

To be continued

31 comments:

Gwen said...

Hahaha! I'm blushing. And laughing really hard at you. If you must know, it was the skull-topped walking stick and the Garden of Hope. I just bought a copy of our song on iTunes. Nice choice.

Cowguy said...

I stopped breathing a couple times while reading that. I turned blue. Coincidence? I think not.

J.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen, once I finish this series I think we should make it into a short feature and take it to a few film festivals. Just a thought.

Sausage Mechanic said...

Much better. Told you the Viagra would work!

Brandi said...

LOL - it's all I have.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Did the Zibbs staffer video tape the encounter by any chance??? Big money Zibsy, think Paris and Kim Kardashian but bigger!

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - it's not only all on video but I had an artist do charcoal sketches throughout the session.

Talk With No Thought said...

ZEXY!

~E said...

Wow Gwen! Who woulda thunk it?

As for Zibbs...geez...I always knew you had a perverse side to you but still!

MelO said...

aahh ha ha ha ha ha ha!! AWESOME job, Doc! I knew you could do better, but the details!!! LOL... OH THE ASYMMETRICAL DETAILS!

Lmao... Well done, Doc... well done.

*anxiously awaiting the next episode*

Gwen said...

Wait a minute. How do you know my den is decorated coolly?

McGone said...

Gwen said...

And laughing really hard at you.

So many interpretations. So many...

Miss Catherine said...

Oh wow.. Don't stop..
This is getting hot!
I'm starting to get all starry eyed and shit...

LMC

URBAN BLONDE said...

I'm thinking this blog needs a NC-17 rating and optional cold showers.

Geri said...

I want to go to that land too! Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I think I've achieved nirvana.

Vodka Mom said...

LOL!! (MY brain is conveniently located in my dick!) jesus, you're good.

Asphodel said...

Think that content should be inspirational enough for you to consider lucid dreaming :-D

moooooog35 said...

Gwen:

How you doin?

Queen Goob said...

Gwen is pinned to the floor. Similar to what you'd expect in a Bond movie

Wow....Gwen, if Dr. Z has an ass like Daniel Craig can I call sloppy seconds?

Miss Alex said...

Gwen: (all starry eyed and shit)

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA....

Gwen I'm jealous... How can I get in on the action???

JDizzle said...

Very Zexy. Altho I'm a bit miffed that I wasn't in the dream. Maybe in an upcoming episode I can bust in on you two as the "other blogger".

buffalodick said...

My real name is Richard Brian... Yes, my parents named me Dick Brain.. how did they know?

Slick said...

Daaaaaaang.....

Wait, am I interrupting something??? ;)

Scope said...

Gwen: Was he hard? Like a puzzle? Was your bra full of boob?

Zibbs: For this, and so many other reasons, today you earn your STAR award. http://scope-tech.blogspot.com/

Dr Zibbs said...

JDizzle - see that final chapter that was just posted.

words words words said...

Wow, if this was a book, the cover would feature Fabio riding a unicorn.

Giggle Pixie said...

My God, that therapist is a GENIUS!

Can't wait to see what you'll uncover in your next session!

:-)

Chris said...

The grapefruit squish, I'll have to get my endowed wife to try that one. If I ask nice enough, she might even try it on ME !!!

Micgar said...

It wasn't a "Zibbs Staff Member" it was your member turning on the stereo, wasn't it?

Anonymous said...

My dream to open the private blog for the real sexy dreams ex: http://www.mariloo.com

Alice said...

ROFL!! This was hilarious!! I need to find part 2. :P

"all starry eyed and shit" HAHAHAHAHA