Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I've Been Outed By Technology Damn It!



..well, kind of. H from the blog It's Always Darkest Before I Open My Eyes, added a Snapvine feature to her blog. I called and left a prank phone call but didn't realize I'd be outed by my THAT BLUE YAK avatar. Oh well. I also left one on Whiskey Marie's without knowing.

And if you look on my sidebar, I've added a Snapvine gadget as well so please leave me some voice messages. Make sure to listen to the prompts at the end because you can edit your messages after you get all nervous and screw up the first few times.

Maybe I'll have a contest later asking people to do various imitations on the Snapvine recorder...yeah...I'm totally gonna do that. Or sing or something. Yeah. Maybe that too.

You can add the Snapvine voice command to your sidebar in less than five minutes so you might as well do it. Imagine the possibility of getting a message from me? Yup. The future is here. Today. Now excuse me while I call my butler to whip me up a batch of refreshing Tang.

32 comments:

SkylersDad said...

I am just a simple caveman, your strange and modern ways frighten and confuse me!

red said...

Have a singing contest! Have a singing contest!

Kimmie said...

Ahhh-haaaa! I'm not hooked in thru the phone and don't have a mic. I'm all obsolete and doo.

Gwen said...

Sausage Mechanic's wife (my coworker) and I have played your message to H at least 10 ten times. I laugh at you harder every time! God, I love you.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kimmie, you can call in on a regular phone.

LYDIA said...

haha - you sound so nervous and shakey.

I'll emuuurge, and um, caproach your table, and that is all.

LYDIA said...

I would have recognized the voice from your toe-nail-weird-lady Youtube video anyway....

Dr Zibbs said...

Lydia, that's just one of my many voice disquises.

Gwen said...

Snapvine has been added at my place. I'm just sayin'.

Sass said...

Oh dear Zibbs...I can't wait to see, or rather hear, what messages you have coming to you on Sunday. ;)

Gwen, you're starting to talk like me. Or write like me. Whatev.

I'm just sayin'.

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Hahahaha that is funny! They still sell Tang?

HAPPY HUMP DAY

- Jennifer

LYDIA said...

Feel free to share another disguised voice on my blog.

Dr Zibbs said...

ATTENTION: To hear a song that I'm calling "A Very Special Rap for A Very Special Lady" AKA "Ode to a Missouri Gal", visit Gwens blog and listen to the message I recorded on her machine. Hurry before she deletes it.

dmb5_libra said...

i'll sing on your snapvine if you want people to die.

Gwen said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Why would I delete it? It's hilarious! I don't think anyone has ever rapped for me before. SWOON

I swear I'm not saying this for the traffic - everyone really should go listen. Fucking crack-up.

H said...

Oh man I see drunk dial voicemail blogging in my future. I apologize now for what shall be left on your snapvines later. Or if you like it you can send me cash or a money order. No credit cards please.

katrocket said...

I thought your voice would be a lot sexier. You know - like Don Draper sexy. Please assure me your real voice is less weird.

Dr Zibbs said...

Katrocket - the various voices I've left on the various blogs are what some people refer to as "imitations". Say it with me - Imitations. By imitation, I mean that I've been able to train my voice to sound like other people - or - "imitate" them. All this without the help of machines or wax paper covered toilet paper cores. I will leave a sexy voice message in your honor as people begin to add this gadget.

katrocket said...

Uh... "imi...imitaaaymmaaans??"

Too slick for me, baby - I totally give up.

Falwless said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

Cannot. Stop. Laughing. Message. You. Left. Gwen. Motherfucking. Hilarious. Cannot. Get. Enough.

Dear Jesus. I love you.

Gwen said...

Hey look, Fal's alive. Huh. Who knew?

Chris said...

I didn't even know about snapvine, that rocks. Except for the anonymity issue....

RYak said...

This could get very Jerky Boys-ish REAL quick. I feel a "Best of Dr. Zibbs" CD coming out just in time for the holidays!

I tried posting a Snapvine message on my blog and started laughing like a hyena. And what the dillio with "FREE! Long distance charges may apply"?

This will all be hysterical until the $8,453 phone bill arrives.

Phhily said...

That snapvine is so last year. I used to have it on myspace.

Just sayin

#1

Vodka Mom said...

I sing my ass off all day. I'm not about to sing for you.

Vodka Mom said...

and you know I said that with love, right?

Sausage Mechanic said...

I'm getting too old for these gadgets...can't wait to get one!

Rebecca Kelsey of Miss Random Bliss said...

I didn't even know that there was a snapvine thing-a-ma-whats-it!

Dr Zibbs said...

Rebecca KoMRB - welcome to the heaven of blogs.

MelO said...

Your message to gwen was what pushed me over the edge... I knew I had to have one too.

A snapvine account, that is... it's not like you "have time" or have a "telephone" to leave ME messages!! :P

words words words said...

I second the singing contest idea...Christmas carols!

moooooog35 said...

Snapvine sounds like what I do when watching porn.

..or taking a shower..

..or pooping at work...

Man. I need another hobby.