Best Food Ever. Cajun Kates Gumbo. NJ Bagel. Crotch Pains.

Do you ever eat something and declare, "That's the best one of those I ever had"?

I think a lot of people don't do it because they think, "I must have a had a better one at some point"*.

But not me. Last week I had the best Gumbo I've ever had. I got it at Cajun Kates at the Booths Corner Farmers Market. After every bite I felt like saying, "Uhhh. Uhhh. This is the best I ever had". But nobody was there to annoy so I silently ate it.

Then, this weekend I had a bagel while I was in Scotch Plains, NJ. I forget the name of the place, so maybe Mr or Mrs CrotchPains can chime in.

It was an everything bagel. It had the perfect chewiness to it and the flavor was "far out" as the hippies used to say.

So what did you have in the past few months that you could declare was the best ever? Hmmm..

*And some of you people never want to declare that something you just ate is the best because you're the type that says, "That's the best you ever had? I've had so much better". Because you need to top everyone. If someone says their dad is the president, you have to say, "Oh yeah, my Dad is God". ....you know who you are.

West Chester Crawdaddys Here I Come. The Highwaymen City of New Orleans

It's official. I'm going to eat at Crawdaddys Bayou Bar and Grill in West Chester shortly. To prepare myself, I'm going to listen to this version of the City of New Orleans by The Highwaymen - sung by my main man Willie Nelson.

Go ahead. Take a listen. And using your imagination, pretend that it's YOU the reader dining with me...Dr Zibbs.

What did you order? What is the topic of conversation? Don't be embarrassed - make sure nobody can hear you and act the scene out. Did you have a good time listening to my humorous stories and anecdotes? Remember, don't cut in too much. You know that I like to dictate the tone and pace of the conversations. There you go.

That was fun wasn't it? OK then.