McDonalds Story That You Won't Believe. West Chester.

I don’t think I’ve ever been in a McDonald’s that has as a staff that even remotely resembles the McDonald’s you see on the commercials. I mean, at least the commercials these days have a diversified staff but they're still smiling. And look clean.

But the staffing has reached an all time low. At least at the West Chester (High Street) McDonald’s. I didn’t witness this first hand but my son told me and I can’t stop laughing about it. Get ready for this...

He said there’s an employee – an order taker – that’s about 17 or 18. He wears the standard McD’s uniform but his hat is turned sideways and his pants hang really low. You know, rapper style.

So my son approaches the counter and waits. The dude looks at him then ignores him. He looks back at my son and looks away again. He finally slowly struts over to my son - all pissed off - and softly and really annoyed mutters, “So what the fuck do you want?’

HAHAHA!! I swear I made my son imitate it like five times. "So what the fuck do you want?" I was going to go there to experience it myself but my son thinks he quit. Or was fired.

(And look at that scary Ronald in the picture).

Exton KFC Taco Bell- Please Turn In Your Fast Food Status Card

Exton KFC Taco Bell - you've just made a list that most fear. The THAT BLUE YAK Joey Jo-Jo Shabadoo list. Do you know what that means? It means we're pissed. Why? For how good the triple taco supremes are, the time to get them is absurd! With only 2 cars in front of us, it took 21 minutes to go through the line. THAT WON'T DO!

Here's what we are demanding:

1) 10 days to get your time down to 6 minutes.

2) An apology in the form of a full color banner using the name THAT BLUE YAK no less than 5 times.

3) Some coupons.

If these demands are not met, we will be placing (depending on the rates) a 2" X 2" protest ad in the Daily Local News.

Get to work.

Exton Area Fatties Rejoice As Taco Bell And KFC FINALLY Open

Exton area fatsos rejoiced this week as the Taco Bell and KFC on route 30 in Exton opened. The following sign is what greeted hungry Chester County slobs for a few weeks when they pulled up to the drive-thru:





It's pretty pathetic if you look at some of those slobs lining up to treat themselves to a 3 pack of crunchy taco supreme. Myself? I have no guilt as I have the metabolism of a hummingbird.