When I get pissed, instead of using fisticuffs, I use the good ole fashioned clodhoppers -that's right. Me feet. Because this weekend, I'm having my bad ass a dance off. Forget Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, Footloose, Singing in the Rain, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo - this gonna be an all out dance off war!
I'm gonna start by getting my old gang back together, the Zibbs Tip Taps. We broke up years ago years ago after one our lead dance fighters got a $13 per hour job at the factory - which was a lot back then. But I'm gonna track everyone down and get them back together:
- Mel "The Human Helicopter" Morris
- Rob Ott
- "Twinkle Toe Twinkle Ho" Harry
- Leo the Tard
and the rest of the gang that wears green, doesn't have many lines and stands in the background and usually gets injured or killed early in the fight.
HOLY CRAP, SOMEONE'S COMING. CHECK BACK LATER!!!