Monday, August 11, 2008

My Favorite Your Momma So Fat Jokes

Here's a list of my favorite old school Yo Momma So Fat jokes. These jokes are very big in the African American Community so most of you crackers won't get them right away. To help with your understanding I urge you to try to say them like you think a black colored might say them.

I wrote none of them as I ain't a racist like you. (and I'm 1/10th Cherokee. My great-great grandfather was an important chief. So,..you know).


- when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
- she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind the Himalayas.
- she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
- that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
- she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
- she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
- she's on both sides of the family!
- when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
- she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.
- she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her.
- that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
- when she dances she makes the band skip.

11 comments:

Falwless said...

When she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Okay, fuck, that made me laugh.

You're so dumb.

McGone said...

Oh snap!

McGone said...

Is that right? "Snap?" Sorry, I'm kind of white.

poobomber said...

That picture turned me on.

On to drugs.

Whiskeymarie said...

I'm too busy thinking about gravy to comment on this.

ÄsK AliCë said...

The cracker picture cracked me up

she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

The visual I get in my head from this is priceless. And disturbing.

Tony Spunk said...

I think I know the lady in that picture. I have vague memories of a hazy night full of Bacardi Breezers, Tony Bennett and a spatula...

Gwen said...

Yo momma is so fat that you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Dr Zibbs said...

Gwen: Dat's a good von!

enc said...

Grossenating!

Anonymous said...

this blog is so silly i'm bookmarking it.

and you people need something creative to do with your time.