Friday, October 10, 2008

Here's A Handy TV Facts Wallet Card - On The House

Here is a list of a few TV shows and TV characters from the 70's and 80's and which characters are better. Feel free to print the list and keep it in your wallet for future reference.

- Jan Brady has better boobs than Marsha Brady.

- The Simpsons are better than The Family Guy.

: Bailey Quarters is better looking than Jennifer Marlow (and Jennifer Marlow aka Loni Anderson's boobs are a mile away from each other).

- SCTV was always funnier than SNL.

- All in the Family's Lionel Jefferson is way smoother than Isaac from The Love Boat.

- Happy Days: Pinky Tuscadaro was probably easier to get in the sack than Leather Tuscadaro.

- McClean Stevenson was better on M.A.S.H then on Hello Larry.

- On Newhart, the other brother Daryl was better than Daryl.

There you go.


Anonymous said...

I used to have a crush on Bailey as a little kid.

And why was the blond 'other Darryl' always the last brother announced? Why couldn't he be second sometimes right after Larry? And where are those guys now?

Feisty Democrat said...

You forgot that Mary Ann was better looking than Ginger, but Ginger was easier.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Ah, Gary Sandy. The tightest jeans on television, ever.

Red said...

Yes! Thank you! Family Guy blows.

And Mathdude, you are crazy. Ginger was way hotter. Hello? She was a redhead!

Leonesse said...

I don't have caffeine. I am going to have to go to the store before I can even comment on people's blogs.


Verdant Earl said...

Leather Tuscadaro might have been easier to get into the sack if you were a woman.

I'm pretty sure she swung that way. Not that there is anything wrong with that. No.

And Bailey Quarters...yum!

Miss Alex said...

What is SCTV?

McGone said...


Bailey. Bailey. Bailey.

Hot damn.

Tony Alva said...


Will you address that avatar situation already and leave the hottest chick on Gilligan's Island discussion to the experts please, K?

MaryAnn was clearly hotter than Ginger and all of Ginger's slutty talk couldn't change this fact. Okay, maybe it might've worked on me, but I would have been thinking of MaryAnn the whole time.

mcglinch said...

re: Bailey.
you, my friend, have never been more correct.

Falwless said...

I like how, for the link to WKRP, you just linked to the main page of Wikipedia. Nice going.

Dr Zibbs said...

Mathdude - I'm a Maryann man
Miss Alex - go rent SCTV. IT was a sketch comedy show in the late 70's - early 80's. Featured. John Candy, Eugene Levy and Martin Short among others.
Falwless - just trying to keep your non blogging ass on your toes.

Rider said...

We are in agreement on all counts, especially the Bailey Quarters one. Loni Anderson's cleavage disturbed me.

Whiskeymarie said...

I beg to differ about Isaac from The Love Boat. He was smooth as silk- did you see the way he worked that cocktail shaker?

And, for the record, Remington Steele was a much better show than "Moonlighting", in my humble opinion.

mcglinch said...

oh, and add this one:
James Brolin is dumber than a door post.

after divorcing "Bailey" he later moved on to Streisand.

Gwen said...

I have to side with Whiskeymarie. She paid me, but I also agree with her assessment.

Mnmom said...

SCTV was hilarious. But Canadians do everything better.
Loni Anderson's boobs WERE disturbing.
I would have dated Ralph Malph but not Potsie
Lionel Jefferson was cooler even than anyone on Good Times
M.A.S.H. got real old in a big hurry
And finally, only folks my age laugh when I say "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead".

words...words...words... said...

I agree with all except the SCTV/SNL debate. I thought I was cool for crushing on Bailey more...but hell, everyone seems to love her! I feel like a little indie band I love just sold a billion records.

And Whiskeymarie, while I LOVE Remington Steele, it is no Moonlighting. Pierce Brosnan never sang "Good Lovin'" during a parody of Taming of the Shrew.

Jen said...

and South Park
is better
Than Simpsons AND
Family Guy

just sayin'

Elizabeth said...

Correct on all counts. I agree with B.E.Earl about Leather Tuscadero.

Micgar said...

I have to agree with Mathdude-I always thought Mary Ann was way hotter than Ginger! But yeah Ginger was supposed to be the sexy one! This is an outrage!

The Pinky Tuscadero thing: well, her name is Pinky!

Chris said...

Love me some Bailey. Sigh, now all I need is Mindy (from Mork and Mindy, not the fat chick from Facts of Life) and the girl from the A-team early years and my trifecta is complete!

Unknown said...

SCTV was my favorite.

Tex and Edna's Prarie Emporium...

and Bailey was always hotter mainly because she didn't try to be hot.