Thursday, January 7, 2010

Tomorrow Is A Very Special Day. Viva Las Vegas. Elvis.

I'm not one to toot my own horn.

I don't even own a horn. I don't even know where I would rent one! Seriously.

But I want to (shyly) give you a heads up that tomorrow, JANUARY 8TH.. IS MY BIRTHDAY. THE BIRTHDAY OF ME...DR ZIBBS.

And it's also the birthday of the King. Elvis. So here's a little Viva Las Vegas to play while you're wrapping my present or writing my birthday poem*.

*Please, don't chinz on the gift. It's embarrassing for everyone.


Dr Zibbs said...

...and if you're promising me a lap dance please write an expiration date in the coupon.

Scope said...

Happy birthday, but no lap dance coupon. Sorry.

Dr Zibbs said...

Thanks Scope. Is that a poem though?

Nevermind. Thanks anyway.

Higgimonster said...

Don't forget it is also Stephen Hawkins birthday. And the most important birthday of all, higgimonster of twitter fame.

Son of a Thomas said...

Several things:

1. I knew were almost as cool as Elvis for some reason.

2. Viva Las Vegas is the only Karoke song I sing and I do it quite drunk, I mean well.

C. You can rent a horn at Taylor's. (Duh)

%. What's a "Lap dance" (My wife's here)

@eloh said...

It's my oldest son's birthday also.

Happy Birthday.

My oldest sister was born on the 22 nd of November... her's is also easy to remember.

WhiteTrashBBQ said...

Happy Birthday.

Priscilla should be over any minute for that lap dance and Lisa Marie's got a happy ending for you too!

Viva Viagra!

diane said...

Hey, I think Anonymous is offering you some sexy porn related stuff, haha. How is it that your birthday attracted sexy spam? Anyways, I don't have anything sexy to offer you :(, but I'd like to wish you a happy birthday zibbsy. Oh, and I hope you get some flumingu for your birthday (which is my word ver.).

And just how young are we today?

Peggy said...

Happy Birthday Dr. Zibbs!

I have my present all wrapped and ready to send...

Should I just send it c/o Westchester Dunkin Donuts? Will you get it there? Probably they'll kepp it cause you're such a cheapass over there but you should go ask them about it anyway...just know they'll probably deny receiving anything for you. b-day is Sunday! Same as Rod Stewart...I'm debating but I think Elvis trumps Rod...anyway


Kristen said...

There once was a yak from west chester,

Though his birthday came, he did not want to pester.

Still the town threw parades,

There was cake and charades,

And the yak went home all aglitter.

Happy Birthday, big guy.

diane said...

I love Kristen's limerick. (I wish I had thought of writing one)

JenJen said...


Dr Zibbs said...

Thanks everyone.

And I really like how Kristen poem includes glitter.

Kristen said...

I'm glad you noticed that. That was from the lapdance.

Dr Zibbs said...

ahhhhaa! I knew it!

Gwen said...

Roses are red,
Yaks are blue.
Who's got a birthday?
Why, it seems to be YOU!

Happy birthday, my friend! I sent you a bundle of ones so you can go buy your own lap dance.

Dr Zibbs said...

Thanks Gwennie!