Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Mr and Mrs Crotchpains. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?



Do you know Mr and Mrs Crotchpains? They're frequent commentors on this here blog. I went to college with them. And was thinking the other day what I used to do.

They would be hanging out on his bed and I would stop in and chat. (While trying to ignore the Boy George poster he had*). Then I would say, "OK, see you later." But I would only pretend to leave. I would really be hiding behind the desk. Then I'd hide out.

Like a sleeper cell.

Waiting.

Listening.

And when he would try and talk all lovey dovey I'd peek out and say, "A-HAAAAAA!"

Mrs. C would laugh. Mr C would get pissed and kick me out.

One time I even caught him kissing her arm. Kind of like Pepe LaPew does. And of course..."BUSTED!"

After that he would lead me to the door and lock it.

(image note: that's not Mrs Crotchpains. Just a random college dorm picture from the 80's that I found. But....How. Do. You. Do?????)

*I would always take the Boy George poster off of his wall and hang it on his ceiling above his bed. Seriously, what man has a poster of Boy George?

10 comments:

KendallJaye said...

Hahahahhaahhahahaahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!


PS - my word verification was SUPPLE.

Dr Zibbs said...

Supple

sybil law said...

Hahahahaha! The Boy George poster is about the funniest thing in this story! :)

Scope said...

No offense to Mr Crothcpains, but when referencing a Boy George poster, you may be use the word, "man" a little liberal.

Mrs. Crotchpains said...

What you didn't see is thatI was putty in his hands because he serenaded me by playing Renaissance, the premiere-classicly influenced progressive rock band. I mean Renaissance, Culture Club, and arm kissing! How could I resist his charms?

Oh and I knew you were there...made it more exciting!

Kelly Robinson said...

Too bad you never caught him kissing the poster.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kelly - HAHAHAA!!!! Kissing, brushing the face of Boy George gently. Saying, "I wouldn't mind Chameleoning YOUR Karma"...

Cora said...

I just want to know what happened to the Boy George poster. Think he still has it and hides it from you when you're there????

CrotchPains said...

Well--can't exctly deny any of this as much as I would like to. I also had a cool Beatles poster if that raises my cool factor off the floor. Oh, and don't even start to read any latent homosexual psycho babble into the Boy George poster. I only learned recently that he is actually gay. Just thought he was "artsy". So--somehow managed to hold on to Mrs. CrotchPains through these mis-directed formidible years . Now we move on to our 25th anniversary in October. Time to break out the Culture Club Cds! Zibbs: I know you really didn;t want to hurt me with this post. Bastard...

Dr Zibbs said...

Crotch - artsy