I wonder if on the Lawrence Welk show, they ever said,
"Cut! CUT!...You people are way to rock and roll, you're way too negro and you're way too straight! I need this dance to be Lawrence Welky, white and GAY!..NOW HIT IT!...
..and then this was the result. Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Mickey Mouse Mambo.
West Chester, Pa
Busted! Enjoy the following disturbing video as reviewed by cafeteria workers of Chester County's 3rd most influential business - That Blue Yak:
"That robot mom was trained real good,"
- Benny Lewis Crane (mopper)
"I'm concerned that the video shows a sticker of Mickey Mouse on the wall. It's all coming together now."
- John B Lawrence (corn guy)
"WAIT A MINUTE! This video's been edited. What happened to the part where he pulls the knife out and slits his throat?"
- Mary Ann Cornish (Supervisor)
