This Is When I Run For The Hills. West Chester Baby Needs Tissue.

"..Uh baby? You have something like right here....No..right like..under your nose...Yeah I think you need a tissue."

Chester County Baby Starts Bawlin' To Bee Gees Song

God I'm a baby. I saw the movie 50/50 this weekend and cried 7 times.

There was an old lady next to me and she pulled a tissue out. I was waiting for her to say, "Do you want a tissue sonny?" Worst of all is that I had one cry that was an outburst and I had to contain myself. Ha!

And on top of it all they had the Bee Gees song "To Love Somebody" in it. And I LOVE song. That got the old water works going too. That song always gets me. Just really emotional these days for various reasons.

So get your tissues out and take a listen.

Dr Zibbs DOES Have A Heart. I Do Get Into Crybaby Mode.

I bet a lot of you don't think I have emotions. But I do. I'm not a robot. In fact, I just was walking around the block on my regular Ipod walk and listening to this Beegees song. It almost brought me to tears. Just so sad.

I think depending on what's going on in my life, coupled with my mood, the Ipod music, etc....just gets me all emotional and shit. So here's the first song that got me:



Then, I listened to the The Little Willies. Norah Jones is in that group and I love her. She's just so soothing. Here's her singing "Love me". She just kills me.

OK. Who wants to come come give me a cold compress and rub my back to soothe me?

Unicorn Collectors Probably Are Real Babies. Torture Ideas.

I can't be certain but I bet that people that collect unicorn items can be made to cry easier than the general population. I think a great way to make them cry would be to slowly break off unicorn horns from their sculptures.

But you have to be subtle.

I would start with breaking one then waiting a week. Be patient.

Then, after you break a few more, start doing things with the horns. Like you might want to tape one of the horns to the groinage area. That will probably really freak them out because I bet that there's a legend saying that the unicorn horns are sacred. And if there is - you know they believe that legend.

What about laying one of the horns on the pillow next to them while they sleep like how they did with the horse in the Godfather? Yeah that's a good one too.

Oh I know. What about when they cry, you say, "Now now. It's OK, here's a tissue." Little do they know that you've taped a broken unicorn horn inside of the tissue. Can you imagine the hysterics that THAT will set off? I can.

What other ways can you think of to torture unicorn collectors? Go ahead - jot some ideas down on a piece of paper then pick the best and leave it in the comments area.

Good luck.

Cry Baby Perez Hilton Gets What's Comin'. Big Dummy.

As you might know, Perez Hilton got punched in the face. Good. Big Dummy.

You say all that crap about people it's gonna come back to bite you in the ass so shut the hell up and take it.

Your whole life is based on taking cheap shots at celebs so what do you expect?

(door bell)

...Hmm who's that at my door? ....The elephant man? I wonder what he wants? While I get the door watch the cry baby Perez Hilton.

West Chester Blogger Creates Contest Called "Caption Contest"

(July 25, 2008 - West Chester, PA)

OK. I was surfing the information super highway last night and accidentally came across the funniest picture. I was laughing so hard that my secretary came running in,

"What happened?" - She thought something was wrong.

Usually, the only thing I share with her are pictures of porn or cute images of kittens and babies but I had to make an exception. Well, she laughed her ass off as well.

Anyways, I thought this would make a great contest. I'm going to call it a "Caption Contest" because I'd like the readers of this blog to come up with creative, clever and possibly off color captions that would make sense if you put the caption (saying) under the picture. Then when people read the caption they would look at the picture and it would relate to it. Does that make sense?

Good luck.