Here's What Most People Will Be Singing Tonight

So it seems that most bloggers are for Obama. So you might as well get ready to click here. And don't be shy about dancing.

Important Information Before Voting For Our President

Obama this, McCain that. Frankly I'm sick of it. I'm urging not only Chester County, PA voters to consider a last minute candidate I'm urging all Americans to listen up. In fact I'm asking my large base of Canadian readers to disguise themselves as Americans and do me a favor.

When you go to the polls, please write in the name "Glenadene Bean."* Sure. She was running for Supervisor in Lower Providence Township (PA) back in the 1960's but if enough people vote for her, maybe, just maybe, she'll emerge from what I suspect ....hiding.

You see, my friend Calhoun found this poster of her on a job site years ago and he saved it. It hangs proudly in his garage where we throw darts. If I could somehow get her to show up, gussied up in her striped shirt and sporting her contemporary octagonal glass and walk in while we're playing darts, it would be a real hoot. Could you imagine?

*click on the picture to see the amazing detail and to bask in her sassy attitude. Feel free to pretend you know her and have a conversation with her. Don't be shy. Nobody is listening.

PA Blogger and Candidate Responds To Palin Speech

As people in the know know, I've thrown my sombrero hat into the 2008 presidential ring, the following are my random comments -as a contender -while watching Sarah Palin at RNC:

- Cool dame. Looks good. Nice skin.

- Not a huge fan of the bang swoop tonight.

- When I put on my plastic surgeons hat, I'd say that she needs a very slight nostril reduction.

- The width of her son's tie is circa 1974. And it's loose.

- Future son-in-law thinking, "What the hell am I doing here?"

- She still reminds me of Edith Prickly/Edna Boyle (SCTV - Andrea Martin).

- Uses word "haberdasher"? Puuu-leese.

- Youngest daughter petting head of baby. Licks her hand and then pets. What the?

- She's a straight talker.

- John McCain's mom has freakishly ENORMOUS ear holes. "Maam it looks as if a wasp flew into your ear, let me just reach in with my doctorly, manly hand and get it out...here we go...OK. It's out. ..I got it. ..What?...You didn't feel that?"

- Who thought to have the huge liberty bell souvenir that I got on my 6th grade class trip on the screen behind her?

Job well done.

Chester County Presidential Candidate Searches For Running Mates

Hello my fellow Americans. As you know, I've tossed my hat - a multicolored sombrero with kickass 3 foot peacock feather into the presidential arena. That's right, like L and S, I like to do it my (our) way. I could announce, like a fool , a running mate. Instead, I need three running mates. Yup. Double the pleasure - plus 1 (that's what she said).

Please leave your suggestion for running mates in the comments. They may be considered. On the short list so far are Chim-Chim, Charo and Buddy Hacket.

In the mean time, go to the post below to see the amazing story - in video format - about my 2008 run for the whitehouse.

"Dr Zibbs - watch out sucka' - I'm onna get ya!" (this means you Barack and McCain)

Chelsea Clinton at West Chester U March 27 - Not Hillary

Our last post was incorrect. Chelsea Clinton NOT her annoying mom Hillary will be at West Chester University Thursday, March 27. We apologize for any mistake in your plans. Please use the rotting fruits and vegetables that you were planning to throw at Hillary and give them to a bum.

Thank you.

New Year's Resolution? Take better pictures. Reason? Because these spicy shrimp quesadillas at Yolo's, which were unbelievable look like throw up in the photo. While in Vegas, I treated myself to these quesadillas at the Yolo bar inside of the Planet Hollywood casino. The dish was perfect. Crisp outer pastry shell with tasty tangy shrimp and cheese on the inside. Nice accoutrements like guacamole, tomato, onion and aioli on the side. To drink, I ordered a beautiful Margarita in a huge, hand painted glass. Excellent. For now.

When I was finished, I was searching for the bathroom and asked the first person with a lanyard, "Excuse me, do you work here? Where are the bathrooms?"

"Oh, I don't work, I'm Hillary Clinton's press secretary and we just one Nevada!"

(Ohh Jeez - I just finished eating) - "Really, where is she?"

"She just left for the airport a minute ago but the caucus is still upstairs."

I went upstairs and snapped this shot of the most giddy group of fembots. Hillary had left the building and they were still scrambling around like 12 year olds in 1972 that just caught a glimpse of Bobby Sherman . A sickening sight.

I left the building in disgust - knowing that I missed the opportunity to heckle Clinton after mooching some free food.