Chester County Man Lists Lame Assed Bucket List. Goats.
I've been thinking of writing a bucket list but haven't. I do have one major one that is totally going to happen soon but it ain't none of your alls beeswax.
But in lieu of the bucket list I've decided to make a "bucket list junior." These are things that are bucket-listesque but shorter term and easily obtainable. Here we go:
- Make homemade cheese.
- Watch Madmen. (I know I'll love this show and I think I even have the channel on Verizon but have no idea what time it's on. I'm sure I'll like it)
- Get a BJ in a dressing room. (Leaning toward Victoria's Secret. Leaning against Value City)
- Learn a French phrase that I can say in a smart ass way then say it to someone and just walk away. And there will be a crowd and people will think, "Holy shit that Mother F'er speaks French??
- Make a few videos and put them on the Youtube.
- Give a crying Indian chief a tissue.
- Tell more people in a movie theater to "stop talking." Kind of hooked from when I did it a few months ago.
- Walk into a room naked except I'm wearing a sock over my junk and pretend I don't know what people are talking about when they're all, "What the?? What are you doing???"
- Play with a goat.
- Master a Burt Reynold's imitation.
- Get a disguise (including a wig) and go somewhere and trick people. Using an accent and everything. Then maybe go back into the place as me and get the people to talk about the disguised me.
There you go. Just a little off the cuff. Leave your short term goals in the comments and I'll judge you. If you want. Leave a "J" after your list if you want honest feedback.
