Saturday, February 14, 2009

Chester County Blogger Offers Slow Ride Valentine's Day Dance To Ladies.

Happy Valentine's Day to my female readers. And for a special present, I'm going to offer you this:

OK. Cut out a heart in the shape of what you think might be the size of my head. Now glue it to a broom.

OK. Now go change into something slutty and come back. I'll wait.

(you come back) Hey. Looking good. Now hit play on this Foghat song Slow Ride and follow the instructions below.



Oh Yeah! Now grab the broom and pretend it's me. MMM hmmmm. That's it - keep dancin'...there you go. Yeah. A little grinding?...oh yeah baby - don't mind if I do.

OK up against the wall? Alllll right.

(repeat until song ends then make out with the broom).

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm glad I just made it your best ever.

25 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

P.S. If I find out that any of my male readers are doing this I will take this post down immediately and you will have ruined it for everyone!

Son of a Thomas said...

Oooops!

diane said...

You suave devil you. HVD. xo

Ann said...

Now that I'm done laughing at the visual... Slow Ride is like that longest song ever, to the point that it makes me cranky. I'm partial to "I Wanna To Kiss You All Over" By Exile. Great bass line. (I know- Nag, nag, nag.)

Happy VD! :)

Poobomber said...

I hope you don't mind, I didn't have a broom handy and I did this with a mop.

Well, it wasn't your head per se, it was Kate Winslett's head. Actually, it wasn't her head at all, I didn't bother with cutting anyone's head out.

In fact, I never danced with the mop. I used it to clean the kitchen floor. And I wasn't doing it in slutty clothes either.

I exaggerate, I never even mopped the kitchen floor, I was laying around, napping, and watching TV. But happy Valentine's Day anyways, I was thinking about you.

Well, not even really thinking about you, I was thinking about napping.

Peggy said...

Was it as good for you too..?

Guru....U made me lol again!
Had to come by today to see what you wrote
glad I did!

sista #2 said...

Where shall I place the broom handle?


Would you like to bend over? Or shall I?

peace
#2

Dr Zibbs said...

Sista # 2 - you go first.

Giggle Pixie said...

Damn but you're light on your feet!!! :-)

Happy Valentines Day Dr. Zibbs!!

M@ said...

Remember in grade school when everyone gave everyone valentines?

Happy Valentines Day Bill. Love David.

numberonesistah said...

Oh my...whew! Let me catch my breath a minute! Oh, my husband is coming. Quick! Do I have any straw in my hair?

Cora said...

Ohhh, Dr Zibbs, you're so romantic. *le sigh*

Bluez said...

I don't have a broom.

sj said...

and all i had for you was a valentine's day card that said "i choo-choo-choose you."

oh well.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Never heard of the song, and the song wouldn't play but I'd dance to 'I want you to want me', personally.

Dedene said...

Thanks for the dance, Zibby.
Happy VD!

Jill said...

I kissed a broom and I liked it!

Michelle said...

I made out with the broom!!

It was fun!!

Thanks Dr Z for making this the best valentines day ever!!!!!

Love
Stalker

Libby Maxim said...

hey, just found your blog, i blog locally as well, love your radio show and glad you are back on the air, i still miss the old talk show format WCHE had back in the 80s, it was the best

libby of Biker Chicks, road biking for ladies
http://bikerchickswc.blogspot.com/

buffalodick said...

Gave broom to wife- I now am known as her bloody Valentine...

Dr Zibbs said...

Jill - hahahahhaa

Libby Maxim - thanks for finding my blog but I've never had a radio show. You must have me confused with someone else.

Dr Zibbs said...

WHAT THE HELL??? Youtube disabled this video already?

Stupid jerks!

Greta said...

Lol. But Poo's comment was better than the Foghat.

dizzy mom said...

Damn. I'm too late! Sure Dr.Z, blame it on you tube. You took it down after Son of Thomas sent you a video of him "dancing" with the broom.

~E said...

dang it! I knew I shouldn't have lent my broom out the other day! and you know, the roomba just won't cut it!