Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Are You A Lurker Reading My Blog And You Never Comment?



Are you a reader of my blog but you never comment? That's called a lurker you know. Or do you read my blog and you haven't left a comment in a while?

If so, please leave a comment in the comments section. I just want to get an idea who's out there. You can even just say, "Hi" if you can't think of anything to say. Or tell me your favorite food. Or what you like most about my blog.

I don't care. I just want to see who is secretly reading my blog.

And if you're a regular commenter, you're allowed to leave a comment too if you want. But leave some space for the new commenters.

53 comments:

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Hydrogen iodide.

Susan said...

OK, you have to google stoned kid after dentist on youtube. I was going to post the link but surely you can do it better justice. You'll laugh your ass off.

Oh yeah, regular. Sorry dude.

Real Live Lesbian said...

It's no secret...


but HI!

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey Jenks.

Thanks Susan I'll check that out.

Hi Lez - good to hear from you. I read all you posts.

Chemgeek said...

"Hydrogen iodide"

HAAAAA. nice. real nice.

HI

I'll go back to my shadow now.

Blonde Goddess said...

I had been known to lurk about these parts on occasion but today I added you to my blog roll.
I'M COMING OUT!!!!

Yep...I'm not a big fan of lurkers either but you know, I can't be mad. I suck at commenting.

JSauce said...

Lurker!

I offer no excuses, I suck at commenting because I'm super lazy.

Lisa said...

__/@\_/@\__

Adriana said...

I blame google reader...it has to be REALLY good to go to the site and comment.

Dr Zibbs said...

Hey everyone - thanks for leaving a comments.

TMC said...

oh hello.

I'll 2nd Adriana's comment... Google Reader makes it way too easy to read a post then keep moving.

Rikki said...

Oh shit - there's a word for me? I never saw myself as a lurker (but I did make myself sit up straight so I'm not hunched over my keyboard like Creeper of the Year.

My favorite food? Beef tamales and a XX.

B.E. Earl said...

Comment whore! ;)

Dr Zibbs said...

Hi everyone. And yes BE Earl, I'm a commnent whore.

Becky said...

Eek! Every time someone asks lurkers to out themselves I feel like I got caught spying on my parents' conversation.

I really like your blog - I found it recently, and I think you are amusing - in a good way!

My favorite food is tied between potato dumpling leftovers fried up the next morning, and my mom's beef stroganoff. Both uber-healthy, I'm sure.

TishTash said...

Do I have to stop being a lurker? It sounds so dark and mysterious and deadly. And also a little creepy.

Jane226 said...

Total lurker. Thanks for calling us out. And I love any food that goes with beer. Really, just beer...

Elizabeth McQuern said...

I'm always curious about lurkers, too. I have several readers from around the world who have been quietly reading me for years, and I have no idea who they are.

The Jules said...

I LOVE LAMP!


http://gravelfarm.blogspot.com/

Pearl said...

Too extroverted to be a lurker.

Hi!

Pearl

WillowLakeScents said...

Ok ~ sometimes I don't comment ~I'm too busy running to the bathroom so I don't piss my pants from laughing so much. I'll try to be better ~ promise.

Megan said...

I comment sometimes.

Gwen said...

Hey, nerd. You can see the "David After Dentist" vid on my facebook page. It really is worth a gander.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Fishing, Zibbs? ; )

I would comment more often if I lived in PA, because then I'd know what you're talkin' about.

Mella said...

I've been lurking, but just commented on the funny video of the talk show host.

Representing Nova Scotia, Canada up in here!

words words words said...

Is that the alley where you take all your female followers?

Del Rio said...

Total lurker on your whole ring's blogs. Everyone has such a great sense of humor!

Oh, and my word ver is "droop"!

diane said...

So this is where everybody is!

Dr Zibbs said...

Holy cow look at all of these lurkers coming out of the woodwork.

MikiStrange said...

I've never commented because I've just subscribed using Google reader.
Can I stop being a lurker now, it makes me feel strange.

ÄsK AliCë said...

I'm still here although I can't keep up with you and your endless posts (sort of the same idea as Endless Love but with less herpes and more hilarity)

SkylersDad said...

This space available for comments:






We now return you to your lurking.

nikki said...

Hi! Thanks for the laughs.

Cassie said...

Hey Hey Hey ! So I am a lurker sounds kinda mysterious and fun. Favorite food Chicken Fajita Nachos mmMMMmmmm

Nej said...

Hello. My name is Nej, and I'm a lurker.

Everybody: "Hello Nej"

Dr Zibbs said...

Nikki, Cassie and Nej - What up?

Morgan the Muse said...

Nah, I am a subscriber who never reads your blog, and I like macaroni and cheese. :P

Kez said...

I am an infrequent commenter who subscribes to you via googlereader.
Hi.

Nej said...

Love the blog. I just suffer from "lack of witty comments" disease. :-)

Scope said...

Probably haven't commented in a while, sorry. Actually working at work some, and by the time I get home, the one I want to comment is 3 posts old and 2 other people have stolen my line, and I just feel late to the party.

Sniffle.

[Hey guys... You think he bought it? I'm really just a lazy ass-mo-fo.]

And I taking back the balloon animals. ;-)

alexandra said...

Hi...

thevinylvillage said...

I think Ive commented...but I couldnt swear to it.

carolyn said...

Another lurker heard from. I too suffer from Lack-of-Funny-Comments Syndrome.

WendyB said...

I tend to find my lurkers when someone I know in real life says, "I saw your boobs online."

~E said...

Boobies!

I'm always here!

Dr Zibbs said...

For those who don't commnent because you think you have to leave a witty comment - you don't.

Saying, "That was funny" or "You're the best Dr Zibbs" perfectly acceptable.

Jill said...

Mexican Combo Plate and lots of margaritas!

S t a c i said...

Look what the cat dragged in to comment.

Just me.

Nikki said...

You are the BEST Dr Zibbs!

Texas girls love to lurk...

jadedj said...

Do you realize that it took five minutes to scroll through all these comments? Ok, I'm a slow reader. By the time I get to the "Leave your comment", every original thought I've had, has been said...not as funny as mine would have been, but said. You are just too popular. We lesser bloggers have to reserve our verbal strength for lesser bloggers...see?

I enjoy your blog on the sly...even though you are a superbloggerstar type. And besides, it gives me ideas I can plagiarize.

My favorite food is barbecued Collie.

greeneyesmcl said...

Did any of my recycling blow over to West Chester today? That would be the 8 empty milk gallons from the past week.

Michelle said...

WOW this is like a party of commenters!!!

Bread!!!

And Hello i am no lurker but still Hello!!!

Kate said...

Dr. Z,
This is the first time I've visited, and I've already read and commented on a bunch of your posts! Much as I'd like to, though, I can't read all of your past posts tonight, or in my life time, but I'll read and comment in the future when I can!

You one funny blogger dude!