Monday, February 2, 2009

The Whitest People In The World Dancing. The Video.

I hope you're prepared because you won't believe your eyes with what you're about to witness. Here is a video I found on the Youtube with possibly the worst dancers I've ever seen in my life. If bad dancing were art, this might just be the Sistine Chapel.

It's some Swedish pop group but what you should be looking at are the dancers. Be sure to watch this one until the end to see some of their horrendous mighty white people dance moves. You won't believe your eyes.

Can you do some of those dance moves? Go ahead. Get up from your computer and give it a try. Don't forget to stretch first. And make sure nobody is looking.






By the way, the song's called, "I Want To Love You Tender".

36 comments:

Jennifer and Sandi said...

Ummmmm..... where are the reindeer?

- Jennifer

dizzy mom said...

I'm speachless. How did you stumble on this? What year is it from? How do I make them stop.

As far as the lyrics go I can honestly say "No, I will not love you tomorrow"

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

As a white person myself, I can say that these people do not dance for me.

Bacon Lady said...

I loved that free for all bit in the middle.

Do the swimmy fin! Do the lap hump! Play a toaster!

mike said...

Imagine my humiliation when I saw that I have on the SAME EXACT outfit today!

Giggle Pixie said...

Great Gatsby on crack, that was PAINFUL to watch!!!

LOLOL

Dr Zibbs said...

Dizzy Mom - I seek this stuff out.

Dr Zibbs said...

And one more thing. The best move is at 1:55. I can't watch it without bursting out laughing.

And I've tried several times.

Vic said...

Did he say "I wanna drink your mind?" I'm pretty sure he did. Ew.
My favorite was the slow soul train column. And the guy whose sweater kept riding up.
My head hurts from laughing.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

The scene from 1:50 to 2:15 is both mesmerizing and disturbing as hell.

diane said...

Wow, that was weird. It was like interstellar aerobics. Had to change my underwear after the Chuck Berry guitar move.
You are at your best, sir.

jadedj said...

Ouch my back. What the haillllll was that? You actually went looking for this? The unbelievable part is...you found it. I noticed that at least one of the dancers got loved somewhat less than tender. I am definitely adding this blog to my follow listy.

words words words said...

I did what you said and got up from my computer to try these moves out. I got fired. I hope you're happy.

Chris said...

If you think that video is horrible you have to see the one that Carson posted at One Short Of A Six Pack.

http://oneshortofasixpack.blogspot.com/2009/01/guaranteed-to-turn-men-gay.html

Scope said...

My favorite was the "Start the lawn mower" conga line. At first I thought it was an amazing parody of a bad 80's video, until I realized it was period, and so not a parody.

I think you now have a group participation activity for the next dance fight.

And now I am free to bust out my white man's overbite without fear.

Greta said...

OMG Zibbs. How do you find this shit!

All I could think about was the Manson family, pre-rampage.

Dr Zibbs said...

Greta - I find this because I'm here for you - the reader. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Erin Alberty said...

I can see that these are the Von Trapp children, but what happened to their flowered-curtain lederhosen?

J.J. in L.A. said...

That looked like a Boxing class gone horribly wrong.

Cora said...

Uber craptastic!!!!

Cameron said...

Zibbsy...have you lost your mind? Those fine dancers had a passion and rhythm that I haven't seen in years. THAT was dancing.

Cowguy said...

*tear* I'm moved.


No wait, my bowels moved when I had a seizure from watching that.


j.

Chaka said...

That was amazing. I don't know where you find these treasures but thanks. Seeing stuff like that always helps me feel better about myself.

Morgan the Muse said...

Okay. Now if you excuse me, I need to claw my eyes out.

Rachel said...

Awesome! You were right, it is impossible to NOT actually get up and try some of these moves! So glad I found your blog today. Thanks for visiting me!

Heather said...

They stole my dance moves!

Wilwarin said...

Don't pretend that you arn't followed around by your own swedish pop group and that you practised all those moves today so that you can teach them later.

I also love the fact they rhymed 'tender' with 'how can i be sure you're not pretender. and that the man can show his gleaming white teeth the entire time he's singing. what the hey, i loved it all lol
hopping air guitarists *shakes head*

Chele said...

this made my day

Vodka Mom said...

yeah, I'm speechless......

Pleasing Procrasinator said...

I cannot believe I watched the whole thing. In the beginning I was thinking to myself, that's about the effort I give my work-out..hehe. What year is this from? Too Funny!!

Susan said...

That.Is.Scary.Shit. Who could sleep with that lead singer that is not a man??

Some Guy said...

I wish I could dance like that. I'm not very good.

raf said...

..and I imagine they had to repeat those movement many times to get the right angles on camera!
After that, he must have killed himself..
..or everybody was downing loads of lsd and performing for some tourist group.
(When I was in a hotel in Cuba, the entertainers were doing a similar dance)

buffalodick said...

The Japanese still dance worse than us white folk....

Dr Zibbs said...

I'm glad everyone enjoyed that and to the new readers - thanks for visiting my blog.

Caffeine Court said...

I think I did that same dance in the Fugett Middle School Talent Show in 1978. We won 1st prize!!!