Thursday, February 5, 2009

Worst Fake Fall Ever Captured on Film. Youtube Gold.

So the other day I gave you the worst dancing in a video ever. Then I treated you to the worst fight in a TV show ever....

I now give you the worst fake fall ever. Hands down. Biggest phony baloney fall ever caught on film. Watch closely as the black lady walks by the old white lady and taps her on the back of the head.



And you know the people that know the lady that fell were like, "Oh Mable! Get the hell up! Don't even try it. She does that at least once a month you know."

And if you really want to laugh, click on the link and look at the comments that the racist viewers on Youtube left. To read them, click here.

21 comments:

Dr Zibbs said...

And I would also like to add that when the old white lady falls, her scream sounds exactly like a chimp.

Giggle Pixie said...

Gee, I wonder how much money she took them for. And she DOES sound like a chimp! HA!

dizzy mom said...

Damn, did you see the size of that bat she hit her in the head with?!? Had to be alluminum. Where's all the blood? There should be lots of blood.

SkylersDad said...

I think they are covered because the "Careful, slippery when wet cones" were up off screen.

Chemgeek said...

That is a great example of non-Newtonian physics.

Morgan the Muse said...

I know, i saw that a while ago, and it just cracks me up! Thanks for reminding me of this.

Always a Bridesmaid said...

Crap. I wanted to make the chimp/monkey comment. No fair commenting on your own post before anyone else.

J.J. in L.A. said...

I loved the delayed reaction!

"Should I fall? Hell, yeah! I gotta make it look good so I think I'll scream too..."

J. Hi said...

The white lady should have been arrested for acting that bad.

jadedj said...

Terrorist...terrorist! I'm thinking the bitch should be charge with terroristic bludgeoning. It doesn't matter that terroistic is not actually a word.

Actually the comments were a little shocking. I didn't even pick up on the fact that the lady was black until I read some of the comments you referred us to. Twenty-first Century, and we still have shitheads making comments like that.

Cowguy said...

Holy Crap! Things look all different on youtube... that had to hurt!

"chimp" lol

Cora said...

Incredible! And, yes, she did sound like a damn chimp. Good Lord!

My wv: cocru. Cock are you? (snicker)

Katie said...

I love how she fell in stages.

diane said...

Speechless. Zibbs, you're a genius.

thevinylvillage said...

what I want to know is...did the lady who tapped her with the paper get into some shit over it? Call a doctor?? YES! A psychiatrist!

Greta said...

OMG Zibbs. I feel tainted now. And racism saddens me like John Cusack movies.

Miss Alex said...

Bahahahahhaha do it again

buffalodick said...

She was just trying to keep her wig on...

Jill said...

I bet the chimp's acting coach is humiliated.

Gwen said...

What an old biddy.

O.G. said...

That was a solid fall, I'm sure she sued