Monday, June 30, 2008

Westtown Butt Potato Owning Boy Breaks 12 day Silence

That Blue Yak assembly line worker Dave Dadd finally speaks out on his potato:

"OK, I'm not trying to be immature but you have to agree, this potato looks just like a butt. I'm thinking about calling the Daily Local News but I might hold out for a really slow news day. Then maybe I'll get a picture of the potato AND me holding the potato in the paper. That's what my friend Sid told me."

"I think I'm ready for the fame, 'Hey everyone look - it's the owner of the potato that looks like a butt right here in Westtown' - that's gonna be sweet. I'll probably be picked to be like grand Marshall in the West Chester Halloween Parade, King of the Chester County Restaurant'll'll all see."


Some Guy said...

Extraordinary post!

You and I seem to be on the same comic wavelength. Brilliant.

Falwless said...

Apparently this "wavelength" Some Guy speaks of appeals to me because both of you retards make me laugh.

Hey Dr Zibbs - I saw this video on YouTube and it reminded me of you for whatever reason. Or, rather, I thought, who would like this the best of anyone I (don't really) know? Why, Dr Zibbs!

You're welcome in advance.

Dr Zibbs said...

Great vid falwless. Right up my alley. Of course I had to leave a hysterical comment.

JDizzle said...

What would be great is if there was an image of the Virgin Mary on the potato butt.