Thursday, July 8, 2010

Various 70's Advertising Images That I Like. Gremlin.

Here are a few 70's ads I found on the internet:

...And then, kick her down a flight of steps and dump some garbage on her. That's what they really want.

You mean I only have to make a multi-year commitment and potentially put my life in danger and I get some fine luggage? I'M IN!! Wait. Is it that faux alligator skin? It is? OK. Just checking.

That's right ladies. I'm a model. You may have seen me struttin' my stuff in that trousers ad. Remember that? Sure you do. But what's great is that now you can get my image in postcard form so you don't have to clip out my trouser ad and tape it to an index card and pretend it's a postcard. You're too sophisticated for that. And plus look at my sexy belly hair.

Just when I thought the Gremlin couldn't get any cooler you can now get it with seats that look like denim!

I have nothing funny to ad here. I just wanted to remind myself to track down these shoes. Seriously, look at them.


A and B said...

The first one is true. I love when people blow in my face. err... Wait...did I just say the quiet part out loud?

I think the last one is my favorite. The pants are ridiculous but the shoes just top it off. It's false advertising a la padded push up bras. Someones gonna be disappointed later to find out they went home with a midget.


Dr Zibbs said...

A and B - I'd kill to see a midget wearing those shoes. To see him wearing the whole outfit I'd kill two people.

Gage1 said...

the shoes are great, I mean they MAKE THINGS HAPPEN! Who doesn't like that I ask you?

well read hostess said...

I'd write more, but I'm off to join the National Guard.

KendallJaye said...

Y'know... if that were cocaine in the first ad rather than smokes, the catch phrase would still work.
Blow. As a noun.
And why does she look like Jennifer Lopez?
Mexican drug runners..... AAAAHHH I get it now.

Dr Zibbs said...

Kendall - you think she looks like J-Lo?

Caffeine Court said...

My husband farted in my face on our first date, it was HEAVENLY!!!

JenJen said...

is that dude wearing Sansibelts?

Dr Zibbs said...

Caffeine Court - HAHAHA!!

Kate said...

Sexy belly hair and Levi's denim car seat... Oh why did I not better appreciate the coolness of the 70's when I was growing up?