Monday, March 5, 2012

Uncle Buys Chop Suey Specs and Ruins BBQ in Exton.

BBQ in progress. Uncle Phil comes around from front of house

Uncle Phil: Hurroh everyone and chop suey to yoooo. And yooo!

Little Timmy: Hey it's Uncle Phil wearing funny glasses.

Uncle Phil: What's a cookin' at American BBQ?

Aunt Mary: Phil will you stop. That's racist!

Uncle Phil: What you talk about? Now Ima go Pearl Harbor on these American burgers!

Aunt Mary: Phil will you.....Oh my God! Look out for that roller skate!

Uncle Phil: Wha?.. WHAAAAAAA!!!

Phil falls and cracks his head open. Uncle Ned (who has had several first aid classes) checks his pulse.

Uncle Ned: I'm afraid....I'm afraid he's dead.


Candy's daily Dandy said...

Really? Who uses roller skates anymore?

Dr Zibbs said...

Candy - Uncle Carl had them in his basement.

tattytiara said...

Say what you like about Uncle Phil - the man died for his art.

sybil law said...

Oh no, say it isn't so.
Chop Suey. And sayonara.

Dr Zibbs said...

TattaTiara - his full potential will never be known.

Scope said...

I think Uncle Phil had had a little NIP of the sake!

Dr Zibbs said...

Scope - He does (did) like his booze.

Chris said...

More meat for the BBQ! Ain't no party like a Donner Party!