Monday, August 6, 2012

Flirty Verizon Lady Gets Her Flirty Flirt The Flirt On.

I would love to do a study on flirting. I know studies have been done but I'd like to conduct one. Zibbs style.

I was thinking of this because I was in the Verizon store for a phone issue the other day and when they called my name the good looking lady was chosen to help me. I always see her there but  I always get stuck with the dudes. Smelly, hairy faced, non-boobed dudes.

Since she had my phone in her hand and I had nothing to look at I was kind of looking at her. Pretty, dirty blond hair, big eyes, curvy. And she had nice shoes. But the personality seemed kind of dull. No smile. Until she looked up and I was looking at her and I said, "You really look like this girl I used to work with."

And she did look like her. I wasn't even trying to get my flirt on but all of a sudden she got all smiley and did the head tilt and was all, "Really?" Then we just started chit chatting. She was all smiley and giggly. You should of seen it. It was a spectacle I tells ya! She was under the Zibbs spell as they say.* I'm involved with someone now so I just kept it friendly. But the next time I was in she spotted me and waved to me. Looks like someone likes the merchandise. *pretends to drop something then bends over to expose ass then looks back*

Man this makes me sound kind of douchy. But it's true. No! Not that I'm douchy...that she was flirting with me.

I was really just being friendly. Well, maybe a LITTLE flirty but I guess that's my nature. I've never had a problem meeting women. I guess it's because I'm outgoing and I do strike up conversations with the ladies. I kind of feel bad for people that can't meet anyone. I really think a lot of it is that people don't know how to be friendly and smiley. And flirty. And be nice for God's sake. And don't be creepy.

And give compliments. But not fake ones.Oh, and don't talk about yourself the whole time you lummox!

Alright. I'm rambling now. Maybe I'll write a post on "How to Pick Up Woman." I was honestly thinking of writing an Ebook on the subject. But not a cheeseball one. It would be for normal dudes. Maybe someday.

*"They" as in "me." I just made that up.


Dr Zibbs said...

Man that chick in the picture is pretty cute huh? A little too young for me though. I bet she's immature.

drollgirl said...

flirting is an art form! i don't think i am good at it, but i can be awfully friendly and sometimes that is misinterpreted. i guess it is all part of the weird, wild dance we do to get into pants. or something like that. ;)

Anonymous said...

"should of seen it" -> "should have seen it"

Scope said...

I bet those are fake.

I mean, she's got colored contacts on or something.

And I think women know when you are involved with someone, because then they all start flirting with you. But when yore single end looking, they have they're hand on the Mace can the instant you'ze walk in the door.

(Typos are there to keep Anonymous busy.)

diane said...

I am flirty by nature, which serves me well in customer service, except that in my store we get a lot of q-tips who think I'm the new 20. It used to make my husband insanely jealous, but now he just marvels at my friendliness. meh.
hey, you're getting spelling tips from anonymous, that's so cool. Don't know why I suddenly thought of Skywind, wonder what ever happened to that dude.
Congrats on getting back out there, I know it's been kinda rough lately.

Dr Zibbs said...

Diane - Nothing more annoying that an anonymous commenter that won't even leave a name.

Suze said...

Hey, Zibbsy. I think you should write the ebook. It'd kicked ass as much as I do.

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze - I think I will down the road. I just have other things that I'm focusing on right now.

Suze said...

You're a great writer, Z. You've got tons of heart and voice and you're hysterical.

Girl hearts Blue Yak.

Dr Zibbs said...

Suze --- yeah they do.

Furtheron said...

Write the book - trust me you'd make a fortune if you sold it - or become a legend if you just give it away.

However won't work for me - see you say it there you can easily talk to people and you notice things like her shoes... I just don't operate on that level at all... about 3 hours later I'd have thought "I should have told her x"...