Flirty Verizon Lady Gets Her Flirty Flirt The Flirt On.

I would love to do a study on flirting. I know studies have been done but I'd like to conduct one. Zibbs style.

I was thinking of this because I was in the Verizon store for a phone issue the other day and when they called my name the good looking lady was chosen to help me. I always see her there but  I always get stuck with the dudes. Smelly, hairy faced, non-boobed dudes.

Since she had my phone in her hand and I had nothing to look at I was kind of looking at her. Pretty, dirty blond hair, big eyes, curvy. And she had nice shoes. But the personality seemed kind of dull. No smile. Until she looked up and I was looking at her and I said, "You really look like this girl I used to work with."

And she did look like her. I wasn't even trying to get my flirt on but all of a sudden she got all smiley and did the head tilt and was all, "Really?" Then we just started chit chatting. She was all smiley and giggly. You should of seen it. It was a spectacle I tells ya! She was under the Zibbs spell as they say.* I'm involved with someone now so I just kept it friendly. But the next time I was in she spotted me and waved to me. Looks like someone likes the merchandise. *pretends to drop something then bends over to expose ass then looks back*

Man this makes me sound kind of douchy. But it's true. No! Not that I'm douchy...that she was flirting with me.

I was really just being friendly. Well, maybe a LITTLE flirty but I guess that's my nature. I've never had a problem meeting women. I guess it's because I'm outgoing and I do strike up conversations with the ladies. I kind of feel bad for people that can't meet anyone. I really think a lot of it is that people don't know how to be friendly and smiley. And flirty. And be nice for God's sake. And don't be creepy.

And give compliments. But not fake ones.Oh, and don't talk about yourself the whole time you lummox!

Alright. I'm rambling now. Maybe I'll write a post on "How to Pick Up Woman." I was honestly thinking of writing an Ebook on the subject. But not a cheeseball one. It would be for normal dudes. Maybe someday.


*"They" as in "me." I just made that up.

West Chester, PA Blogger Reveals List of Qualities in Dream Woman.

Yesterday I showed you the dream woman I'm making. Here are the personality traits and non physical things of my ideal dream woman. Of course one can't expect to have their dream woman to have every single quality on their wish list but you never know.

Smart - No dummies. I can't stand stupid woman. But not a super intellectual type. A career woman but doesn't work crazy hours.

Feminine - But has to also be self reliant. Can't be like, "Someone needs to help me because I'm just a helpless woman."

Sense of humor - Must get my sense of humor. Being funny herself gets bonus points.

Down to Earth and self deprecating - Can laugh at herself.

Sexually Oriented  - (A term that I kind of coined in college). Needs "it" everyday. And doesn't think my romantic gestures are corny. But doesn't outwardly look or seem slutty. The type that would come up to me at a party and whisper something like, "You're getting it later" or "Meet me in that spare bedroom in 5." then walks away.

Loves me for who I am - But also encourages me with things.

Loves to cook - And loves to cook with me.

Thinks most of the same things I think are stupid are stupid too

Not religious

Be my best friend - I want to have fun hanging out with this person. Whether it's just the two of us traveling or just hanging out on the deck and talking and laughing for hours.

Not a bitch -  Doesn't put up with BS but not a bitchy personality. When she comes around and I'm with my guy friends they should be excited and say, "Hey everyone! It's Lady Zibbs!" not "Oh great. Here she comes." And no nagging!

A pleasant personality - A delight to be with. 

Honest and loyal - Only has eyes for me.

A great mom (if she has kids) - And has the same parenting style as me. (But if she doesn't have kids knows that I don't want to have anymore. But fine if she has kids).

Keeps the house clean - But not in an OCD way.

Super stylish 

Well there you go. Am I missing any categories?

West Chester Blogger Concocts Hot Woman.

I've decided to make myself a dream woman. I'm starting off with just the looks. Maybe I'll get to personality qualities in a later post. I've collected some DNA and have been working on her in my lab.

I've started with a bit of Kate Beckinsale...

Added a dash of Jennifer Aniston (from Horrible Bosses)...

A touch of Natalie Morales.....

And for the bod I'm going to need her long and leggy like Stacy Keibler.

I think I'll call her Cupcake for now. 

OK. So there we go.

Question About People That Has To Do About Nipples And Lips.

I was out with a friend of mine recently and SHE...not me...made this statement: "I have a theory that you can tell the color of someones areolas by the color of their lips. The lips may be a bit darker because of the sun darkening the lips but it's usually a pretty close match".

HUH???

I was more taken back because I can't believe I've ever heard this theory. Being a total areola man and all, I was a bit ashamed. Maybe it's not even true. But the more I thought about it, the more it kind of made sense.

I still need to do some field testing but has anyone ever heard this? Do you think it holds up?

Are Men Funnier Than Women? Sedaris, Silverman and Andrea Martin.

Do you think men are naturally funnier than women?

And before you start yelling at me, there are funny women that crack me up. Sarah Silverman, Amy Sedaris, Andrea Martin.

And there are women I know personally that crack me up. But if I were asked to name the top 20 funniest people I know in real life, probably only three women would make the list. I'm just being honest with you. Jesus Christ! Calm down.

But it's not something that bothers me - if someone isn't funny. As long as they're laughing at MY jokes. Or as long as they're feeding me straight lines. Like a comedy team. Such as the famous duo of Gwynne and Lewis. (Yeah. Not really THEM, but.....)

So what do you think? Is it a social thing? Or is humor so subjective that there's no way of measuring it? (Yeah right)

Quick post today so I didn't do any reesearch to find multiple opinions but here's one take on it: clicky here.

My Heart Just Stopped. Qualities I Like In Women.

Have you ever seen someone and then they start talking and you instantly have a crush on them?

Believe it or not, the typical blond hair big boob chick is not my type. I actually get annoyed when everyone thinks a chick is hot because they've got a hot body. Here are a few things that I'm a sucker for:

- Large, doe-like eyes. And they have to be expressive.

- A smile that lights up the whole face. Not many people have this.

- Laughs at my jokes.

- Curvy with a nice butt.

- Flirty personality.

- Has some type of underlying sweetness in their soul.

And speaking of some of those qualities, here's a blogger that took my breath away not only by her beauty but just the way she talks. Remember how I said I could be a casting director? Tell me this blogger doesn't have star quality. If I ever met her, I think I'd have an instant connection. To see her, click here.